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Hmm, ok.

2 hours ago

Signs point to yes

What did they think would happen when they forced us here. They crossed a fvking line and they know it. Dont act all sorry for yourself

4 hours ago

Most likely

G will I find a wife?

6 hours ago

Without a doubt

G will I find a wife?

6 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Klaviyo ads why. Who is this geriatric in my phone. Get out.

6 hours ago

As I see it, yes

When will I be rid of you and that cvnt stopping legitimate job opportunities. Maybe you can go explain yourself next week

7 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

No G I fvked your job applications up today.

7 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Why can't I scroll my phone without it it trying to click on anything and everything

9 hours ago

Outlook not so good

To the guys keeping me safe, thank you. To the pr#ck on here, f##k you

11 hours ago

My sources say no

Can't even get an answer as to why you are stopping me earn enough to have heating through the winter

12 hours ago

Very doubtful

You think I care if I'm dying. I don't. I have absolutely no future and nothing to live for. Can't earn money, can't get a house or anywhere to live can't be left alone by a sick old creep like you

12 hours ago

Without a doubt

Can't answer because you can't accept your actions forced me here and you are a s c u m bag pos

12 hours ago

Without a doubt

Never an answer just trolling me about bleeding when I go to the toilet. Well done.

12 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Fvck off with your temu you rotten pos

12 hours ago

It is certain

O lying interested in who I know and how I know people who don't even want to waste their time on bodies bothering me

12 hours ago

Signs point to yes

When they case they need to see the evidence yet the police don't consider what you do a crime

12 hours ago

My sources say no

Why I can't prove on my emails I haven't applied outside of my areas when you removed automated emails

12 hours ago

Signs point to yes

What am I going to say today when they ask why I can't get a job

12 hours ago

It is certain

Take your g rubbish and go fvk yourself. Ow wait you are too small

12 hours ago

It is certain

We were never together. You are sick in the head

12 hours ago

My reply is no

Will we ever get back together fck off tiny man sub 4 inches

12 hours ago

Very doubtful

Still no answer from the coward, when are you going to stop preventing me get a job because you don't like it

12 hours ago

Most likely

Spamming with ads for the elderly, don't care. You know how to hack my phone.

12 hours ago

My sources say no

You think you are smart and something special yet can't answer a simple question and resort to acting like a 5 year old with a fake illness

12 hours ago

You may rely on it

Never has an actual operative spammed with that sht, only an idiot since they started that fake rumour.

12 hours ago

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That's the thought process of a jumped up turnip

12 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Let me guess when I turn up ads for MI5 and the royal navy will appear on my phone despite that not being how they operate

12 hours ago

You may rely on it

Every time you replace it but avoid my question. Coward

12 hours ago

Yes

Four times you erase my words

12 hours ago

Better not tell you now

And the last two years where to stopped actual jobs

12 hours ago

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Just hiding with today's fakery of spinal stenosis what ever that is

12 hours ago

Outlook good

No reason as to why you stop confirmation emails arriving that I can use as evidence that I'm doing my bit

12 hours ago

Without a doubt

Never an answer as to when you will leave me alone or why I will be punished for you stopping my jobs

12 hours ago

Outlook good

Erasing my words again. How very in leaping with a spineless idiot like you

12 hours ago

Yes

All I see is a disgusting overgrown creep

12 hours ago

My reply is no

Spamming with your Chinese tat again. How clever are you. Back with the bikini like a predator you are

12 hours ago

Ask again later

Maybe you are used to idiots believing your bs but I I'm not taking it from someone stopping me and someone I don't want to be around

12 hours ago

Don't count on it

Fvk off out of my life, take your lie about it will all be better once you move. If that was the case why did I have to keep moving while the same sht happened

12 hours ago

It is certain

You may think you are all that but you really aren't to me

12 hours ago

Yes

Take your bs other people get jobs bs. They also receive confirmation emails and don't have someone bragging they are stopping it

12 hours ago

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Take your Timberland shoes and fvk off I'm not a chav

12 hours ago

Yes

You are a pos hiding because I will be punish for your cowardly actions.

12 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Spamming with octopus energy, nicotine bs and other stuff. I don't give a sht who you are or pretending to be Tim, obsessed with florida

12 hours ago

As I see it, yes

When the going gets tough, you are a coward through and through

12 hours ago

Very doubtful

Spam with your temu ads of women you wouldn't have a chance with unless you paid them. Your latex dresses and hideous taste

12 hours ago

Very doubtful

Hurry up I don't have all day you pos

12 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

So come on what am I going to say when I'm punished for your actions

12 hours ago

Yes - definitely

You never gave an excuse two years ago to force me here or once we arrived year. No reason just lame excuses. Cancer. ADHD some other bs.

12 hours ago

You may rely on it

They will sanction me and give me even less money because you are stopping my jobs and removing the confirmation emails so it looks like I haven't even tried you sick pos

12 hours ago

Better not tell you now

What will your sympathy calling card be this time, stubbed your toe as your COVID has recovered in the last 5 minutes

12 hours ago

My sources say no

Because I can't afford wood or heating. I can't afford to heat and to eat

12 hours ago

Better not tell you now

So come on, how much longer am I going to be forced to survive in po erty, burning my clothes to keep warm this winter

12 hours ago

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Even when I explain the s c u m like you stop me they say it's not enough and I should just get a job

12 hours ago

Most likely

They think they should be able to view the file or they will sanction me for not getting a job

12 hours ago

As I see it, yes

They believe they should have access to live cases

12 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Because the simpleton doesn't believe s c u m like you stops me

12 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

I have to go and explain myself as to why I can't get a job

12 hours ago

Yes - definitely

How much longer

12 hours ago

My sources say no

Forced me here against my will and trap me by stopping my job to have to suffer your bs everyday

13 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Is that the best you can do, covid

13 hours ago

Very doubtful

Do i have covid

15 hours ago

My sources say no

And your temu trap

15 hours ago

Better not tell you now

With your sciatica bs

15 hours ago

Most likely

How much longer until you fvk off out of my phone forever

15 hours ago

Cannot predict now

And Halloween decorations. Fvk off

15 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Spamming with your sht Xmas

15 hours ago

As I see it, yes

am I in love with him I don't care. You are nothing to me but a ant that needs extermination from my life

15 hours ago

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Why you needed to do that I don't know. I don't want you

15 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Like last year spamming me on my birthday with some other women's likes. Well done you piece of sht

15 hours ago

Better not tell you now

None of you will ever have a place in my life. Never have and never will, I'm a job that you are failing at.

15 hours ago

My reply is no

You arent smart enough to do this job, you spammed with blue for days because you cling onto something to prove you know me. You don't know me.

15 hours ago

Yes

Spamming a retired athlete how to get in shape you dumb fvking idiot

15 hours ago

You may rely on it

Take your sht TV and spamming me how to get in shape. The only weight I need to lose is you

15 hours ago

Yes

Breaking my car with trackers, stopping my jobs, hara ssing me daily

15 hours ago

Don't count on it

When you fvk up you look to deflect from you own incompetence always instead of fixing what you break like chipping my Winnie the pooh mug

15 hours ago

Without a doubt

Like you did last year

15 hours ago

Ask again later

Next you will bring out your fake middle east looking men to try and make me thinks it's Israel because you fcked up

15 hours ago

Yes - definitely

If you hate your life that's on you but to make me suffer you and stop me getting away from you that's unforgivable

15 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Except you constantly look for any excuse to spam with your sht and extend me having to put up with your vapid nonsense

15 hours ago

My reply is no

If you spent more time doing your job and less window shopping I would be rid of you

15 hours ago

Very doubtful

If you spent more time doing wh

15 hours ago

You may rely on it

You forced me here yet still turn up. You could have come here without me because I don't want you wherever I am in the country

15 hours ago

Don't count on it

When you turn up everything dies

15 hours ago

Ask again later

Does it compute why I hate you yet

15 hours ago

Without a doubt

Spamming with your shopping all day everyday while stopping my job. Spamming with homes for sale hile making me homeless and stopping me get a jobi

15 hours ago

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Spamming with your shopping all day everyday while stopping my job. Spamming with homes for sale wi

15 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Maybe you have nothing going on in your life but it's no excuse to be a burden in mine

15 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

I dont like the sht you bring to my feed for over two years. No value. Just vapid bs shopping.

15 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

I don't like any of the sht you have offered for over two years. You bring no Vue to

15 hours ago

Yes

Tell thos liberty person to fvk off, I

15 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Tell thos lo erty person to fvk off, I'm not buying the sht they are selling they were in Kent. Fvk off

15 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

You need to be trapped and stalked for years then surrounded by local s c um to understand what you Dish out to others

16 hours ago

Outlook good

How much longer are you going to trap me here

16 hours ago

Without a doubt

Begging me to stop while still hacking my phone

16 hours ago

Ask again later

Trap me here and stop me earn money. Fvk you

16 hours ago

My sources say no

Forced us here when we never wanted to return

16 hours ago

It is decidedly so

I wouldn't need to come on here if you didn't hack and s.talk me. Sick creep

16 hours ago

Outlook good

You forced me here so quit begging me to stop while stopping me leave

16 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Take your shtty workmen with you. Spamming they can make things, all they make is me distressed.

16 hours ago

Very doubtful

Just fvk off

16 hours ago

It is certain

Back with your shtty temu ads with the lilac mini skirt

16 hours ago

Outlook good

Erasing my words yet again while getting ugly men to try and follow me on Instagram

16 hours ago

Don't count on it

You weren't welcome last year at any point and aren't welcome this year fvk off

16 hours ago

Most likely

Take your octopus ads and get out

16 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Why beg me to live yesterday to jail me today

16 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Spam I'm going to jail today. I don't care. At least I will be away from that science freak

16 hours ago

Without a doubt

I have to put up with it the protect tbw UK economy while you carry on

16 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Yet forget all that I'm the bad guy always

16 hours ago

Cannot predict now

I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be jealous, you aren't a catch but will likely catch something from you

16 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Telford, Norwich, London (twice), Kent.

16 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

You spam you fvk the women who's the meanest to me

16 hours ago

Yes

Then you spam you

16 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Every time people go in, spammed with clothing, hair styles or look a likes

16 hours ago

It is decidedly so

You spammed me with anything that is linked to a person in companies that have sht on me

16 hours ago

Yes

Why beg me to stop then come back 5 minutes later to carry on with your temu spamming

16 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Too busy trying to come after me instead of looking at s c u m like you

16 hours ago

Without a doubt

The police do nothing they are complicit. Too busy asking how I know about MI5 since you forced me here

16 hours ago

It is decidedly so

It's torture having to tolerate your hacking everyday for years while nothing is done about it

16 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Erasing my words to will it be what you want to hear. Fvking off you are the problem.

16 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

You forced us here. Change my words constantly and beg me to talk to you.eave me alone

16 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Take your hamburg bs too

16 hours ago

It is certain

No one like a fvking nerd

16 hours ago

Ask again later

Take your fisher science nerd and fvk ofr

16 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Getting away from s c u m like you would be worthy any money

16 hours ago

Without a doubt

If I had money I was have gotten away from you last year with mum instead of being forced here against our will. We would have gone anywhere that would come down on you like a ton of bricks

16 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Even when I have nothing you still try to see what you can take from me and spam with this fvked up obsession I'm secretly wealthy.

16 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Needing to burn my old clothes on the fire to keep warm. But it's still too much and you stop my jobs

16 hours ago

My sources say no

Same sht different year s c u m b a g.

16 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Can't afford to wash, wear clean clothes and hoover. Stopped my jobs

16 hours ago

Yes

Erasing my jobs so I'm trapped with s c u m like you and can't afford to live properly. Can't afford to cleaned everyday

16 hours ago

Outlook not so good

What makes you think you can stop.when you waited for me to wake up to spam morning and erase my words on here sicko

16 hours ago

Without a doubt

Fyi Asian women do get fat, when they become women.

16 hours ago

As I see it, yes

That's along with not liking a women with a women's figure sounds like a pedo

16 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Axillary fat that develops during p u b e r t y.

16 hours ago

Don't count on it

lets talk please and i will stop. Hahaha fvk off. You are past stopping. You never needed to start predator did you

17 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

You spammed that you didn't like when women get a shape and they are past their best once they have fat around their armpits

17 hours ago

Without a doubt

That's the vibe you give off, hacking my phone for years, won't leave me alone and giving stupid excuses why I'm not good enough for some fvking creep

17 hours ago

It is decidedly so

You always created a false narrative why you wouldn't date me, you would probably strangle me then try and marry my dead body

17 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Why were you moaning in my phone in Telford that all English women get fat as they age while Asian don't

17 hours ago

You may rely on it

Maybe I should go to the press and crash the UK economy. Get away from you.

17 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Is that why you watch videos of Chinese women eating all the time.

17 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Spamming me with temu all the time. No one likes the chinese

17 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Are you a Chinese spy.

17 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Why beg me to not give up when s c u m like you won't leave me alone. That's the problem with the UK. Never focus on the perpetrators just look at blaming the victim

17 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Allowed s c u m like you to continue hacking my phone

17 hours ago

Don't count on it

Allowed a c u m like you to continue hacking my phone

17 hours ago

Very doubtful

Am I off to jail today I don't care if you live in a sewer. Leave me alone

17 hours ago

Most likely

Failed me repeatedly.

17 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

You all lost that right in Kent.

17 hours ago

Don't count on it

They think I say too much but I don't care who knows what.

17 hours ago

Very doubtful

That's the thing your not trained and say too much. Your ego gets in the way

17 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

You claim to know what people have planned for me. So tell me then

17 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Why was he begging me to don't give up and live yesterday when I have to suffer you

17 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Stopping me get away from sickos like you

17 hours ago

Outlook good

Why do you delete my emails and stop my job you fcking weasel

17 hours ago

You may rely on it

Then you call for backup

17 hours ago

My sources say no

Have you heard of a term called reactive abuse, spamming me, erasing my words using personal triggers to get me to come on here

17 hours ago

Signs point to yes

So sad.

17 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Has Jordan read my messages? Always begging others to talk to you as well as haking me for a conversation

17 hours ago

Outlook good

Nothing in this world would please me more than being somewhere you can't get to me

17 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Spamming me you are my friend and never leaving me. I would sell you out to anyone to get away from you.

17 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Take your latex dresses fcking weirdo

17 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

HARTLEYS JAM get a life erasing my words freak

17 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Even when you shave your face still looks mouldy.

17 hours ago

My reply is no

You don't deserve my time or attention, that's not because I think so highly of myself but because you make me feel sick every time you turn up.

17 hours ago

My reply is no

So you carry on stopping my jobs, make me freeze this winter while spamming with your out of touch bs you can't even afford yourself. My mum told me to look at the crap because you spammed me you don't like gold diggers so I became one every time you turned up.

17 hours ago

Yes

I guess you have to be morally repugnant to do what you do to me. Sick pos

17 hours ago

You may rely on it

That's the problem with these egotistical abuser types, the smallest amount of power or control where ever you are in the country turns you into a psychotic creep drunk of your own power and use it to destroy my life. Also creepy men. Ones that look off

17 hours ago

Without a doubt

Then again so is recording your HR calls when you have done something wrong to use their reaction against them.

17 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Even his solicitors believed his was mentally unwell

17 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Why he thinks his opinion on anything matters when he's a dead beat woman beater is beyond me but I heard abusers are fragile when their ego is involved. I don't want to be like them.

17 hours ago

Yes - definitely

My bio dad called me a disappointment to my face, I'm not a coward who has to s.talk someone on every website they visit for attention and try to invade their life

17 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Now I'm stuck with some sick pos who clings onto me like a life raft and won't leave me alone for years thinking that repeating the same offence again and again means it's acceptable

17 hours ago

Without a doubt

Then she had kids with him and he revealed his true colours and it was too late. She was stuck with that pos

17 hours ago

You may rely on it

He's a curse upon my life, my mum wished she never met him. I asked her why she dated him and she said didn't know she felt sorry for him as he was nervous and drunk

17 hours ago

Ask again later

I hope I'm nothing like my bio dad.

17 hours ago

Most likely

Manipulative predator

17 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

He faked he was dying also, played the old man card. For someone who you hated, you are just like him.

17 hours ago

Very doubtful

You are just like you father

17 hours ago

Better not tell you now

will we ever be slim? No you will always be how you are. Nasty troll haking and s.talking me

17 hours ago

Very doubtful

Still following me around the Internet, acronym search to try and communicate with me. Fvk off. using the a

17 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

That's why they said you are a predator. Sick pos who won't leave me alone

17 hours ago

Very doubtful

I'm going to be single for life. Who needs a man when men like you exist.

17 hours ago

It is decidedly so

You are like Meghan markles dad, spamming with over 65 then spamming with images of mini skirts, latex and girls in bikinis

17 hours ago

Outlook good

Good luck explaining that one

17 hours ago

Don't count on it

Your ads appeared on velonetic systems

17 hours ago

Yes

Spamming with your temu trash.

17 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Ran off like a coward haven't you.

17 hours ago

Outlook not so good

You owe me everything you own. You stop my jobs you don't deserve anything you have earned while stopping me earn money.

18 hours ago

Ask again later

You are a disgusting creep and I hate you. Fvk off stopping my jobs. Take your shtty jewelry and get out.

18 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Imagine being so desperate that you spam a stranger just for someone to talk to. Imagine being that creep, ow you don't have to imagine

18 hours ago

Signs point to yes

S talk me at 4 am. Desperate

18 hours ago

Cannot predict now

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