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I deserve better than this fvking idiot

12 minutes ago

Reply hazy, try again

You are a fvking idiot haking me

12 minutes ago

Most likely

I LOVE SMERFS FFS

13 minutes ago

Outlook good

Every fcking year this good for nothing troll follows me online spams with weddings and is a prized prat. Fck off you freak leave me alone

14 minutes ago

It is certain

Why is nothing being done about such an imbecile troll

15 minutes ago

Outlook good

You spammed me all over the country

15 minutes ago

My reply is no

Fvk off changing what I write

15 minutes ago

Reply hazy, try again

will i start dating phil fvk off bird brain

16 minutes ago

Signs point to yes

Will I be rid of this fvking idiot troll

17 minutes ago

Very doubtful

I deserve better than having to suffer you everyday for years

1 hour ago

Most likely

AND ONES IN SUITS RUNNING THE UK fvk.off troll

1 hour ago

Most likely

marry me magic 8 fvk.off

1 hour ago

Signs point to yes

You have done the same things for years and years.

1 hour ago

Better not tell you now

You think spamming and hounding me will make people turn up. Fvk off

1 hour ago

Better not tell you now

Stop using me to so others show up

1 hour ago

Outlook not so good

Stop spamming me

1 hour ago

Yes

Does nate think I’m pretty fvk off

1 hour ago

You may rely on it

will willie and i get married while he in prison? Fvk off

1 hour ago

My reply is no

Leave me alone and stop using me to get at others

1 hour ago

It is certain

Will I see her again fvk off.

2 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Will liverpool beat Norwich today? I don't give a sht

2 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Take your science rubbisha Nd get lost, I don't need a fcking nerd annoying me with their can't get pregnant bs. Fvk.off

2 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Just fck off you annoying little pathetic troll. You do this bs over 2 years ago with your sht. Stop spamming me I'm not having children, getting married or wanting to even suffer you in my life. Fvk off. I plan on being single so I don't have to suffer people I can't stand. Completely isolate as humanity is a fvking disappointment

2 hours ago

Yes

Why are you spamming me with fertility clinics

2 hours ago

You may rely on it

You having or not having children is your poor choice not mine. Leave me alone.

2 hours ago

Very doubtful

Take your fisher science sht

2 hours ago

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Take your cybex prams and fvk off you fvking troll. It's malicious

2 hours ago

Outlook good

Always lurking

2 hours ago

It is decidedly so

What's with their Jermyn bs

2 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Nothing good ever comes out of this place you forced us back to. The place, the people, all bad

2 hours ago

Very doubtful

Yoy turn up before or after I have a meeting all of last year and again this year. How is it any of your business. It's not, take your Tommy Hilfiger sht and get lost

2 hours ago

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Get lost. You upset us last year and I repeatedly asked you to leave me alone

2 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Why is it so difficult to be left alone. One have done this since the moment we were forced here with dell so Bosch

2 hours ago

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And take your Bosch bs to

2 hours ago

Outlook good

Why these dell ads, had them all last year since I was forced here. Go away

2 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Shall i try my luck with the albanians one final time?

9 hours ago

You may rely on it

Shall i try my luck with the albanians one final time?

9 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i try my luck one more time with the albanians

9 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Shall i try my luck with the albanians one final time?

9 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Why is it such a problem and bothers so many people when I just try to live my life and get through the day on my own. Not having someone in my phone who I don't know insulting me or spamming a load or donkey dung at me

10 hours ago

Better not tell you now

If I wanted a conversation on any way, shape or form I would go to a pub, not just live my life on my phone

10 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Jon or Michael stop trying to talk to me I don't like it

10 hours ago

Very doubtful

Spamming my feed with different men. I don't date any one who works around me, it's a conflict of interest and I'm interested is men who aren't being paid to be around me. Mensch not gentiles

10 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Don't you have anything better to do at all

10 hours ago

My sources say no

Why do you feel the need to hak into my phone to insult me

10 hours ago

Cannot predict now

What's in oracle

10 hours ago

Yes

At least I'm not having to suffer you nasty fvking fetishes and outfits you like to spam with. Disgusting

10 hours ago

Most likely

Take your temu and jog on

10 hours ago

Cannot predict now

M I t. Sloan what's that

10 hours ago

It is decidedly so

are you fake FFS get a life away from me

10 hours ago

Very doubtful

will i be good as a photographer ffs

10 hours ago

It is certain

Why the jewellery all the time. I'm not interested, I can't be bought with trinkets I'm not a gold digger

10 hours ago

My sources say no

I don't even know why it's so intense at the moment, you are all hours day and night. Why are you so desperate and clinging onto me with this rubbish all the time

12 hours ago

Better not tell you now

I haven't done anything wrong but you seem to constantly want to punish me for some reason.

12 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Why can't you just leave me alone instead of using me as a resource to spam and abuse when things take a turn in a direction you don't like

12 hours ago

Without a doubt

Why the Tommy Hilfiger bs today

12 hours ago

Outlook good

Do you ever say no to anything? FFS what now

12 hours ago

It is certain

Why are you always so angry, dangerous and aggressive towards me when I've don't nothing wrong

12 hours ago

Very doubtful

Why do you think it's acceptable to put these nasty things in my feed.

12 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Why are you putting lehman and stories of boyfriends burning their girlfriends faces or killing their partner in my feed.

13 hours ago

You may rely on it

I don't know who you are, if I did a restraining order would have arrived at your door by now

15 hours ago

Yes

I'm not interested in your games or messages that require me to know what's going on in your life. I don't care

15 hours ago

Don't count on it

So why do you spam with Switzerland for and now over the last couple of weeks the big four

15 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Not sure what sick fetish you have to act in such a precise manner

16 hours ago

Yes

That's the theme being spammed in my phone, I'm always the bad person and head in the sand to evidence or opposing opinions

16 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Always seem to have a crush on any women who sht on me that's the only. Common theme

16 hours ago

Yes

Yet the game has been played multiple times so leave me alone

16 hours ago

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All the women think they are the only one

16 hours ago

It is decidedly so

I don't know who he is

16 hours ago

Without a doubt

will we be together fvk off

16 hours ago

It is decidedly so

does he feel the same way I do? Fvk off

16 hours ago

Don't count on it

In my phone for the last 3 years is targetred

16 hours ago

It is certain

Spamming with clothing, attributes of difficult people I have had to deal with

16 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Should I go out tonight? FFS get lost temu

16 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Obviously never heard of conflict of interest or maybe you think you are so smart you are above everything

16 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

As I said earlier this year, sit on a fence then get up with splinters

16 hours ago

My reply is no

Bit like those coaching videos of how to handle being questioned or what I was saying about a short fused character. It's amazing how someone's character changed instantly based on my comment 30 minutes later. Like they were given information from a private call miles away from the office

16 hours ago

Outlook good

Shows it's manipulation

16 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

All clear travel just goes again doesn't it. Amazing how that happens

16 hours ago

Outlook not so good

I'm not in that situation but others are so fvk off out of my phone. I'm not a two headed snake helping people fvk off.

16 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Flickering my screen then waiting 5 minutes like a you have selective amnesia. Get out.

16 hours ago

Without a doubt

Take your employment law out of my insta and get stuffed. Your ads are back and so is you legal bs about having an employment claim about an employee being fired. Get stuffed and leave me alone. I don't need your life in my insta

16 hours ago

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So take your all clear travel insurance and FO out of my phone

16 hours ago

It is certain

You should have learnt your lesson by now that I call it out. If you are a two headed snake, it always comes out.

16 hours ago

Without a doubt

Who are you coaching? You have done this all year but never previously, why is this year different

16 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Why are you putting videos in my insta feed about needing to know who made the decision on firing a person to then take to a lawyer

16 hours ago

It is certain

Who's accessing my device

16 hours ago

It is certain

Screen flickered for it to arrive and just flickered again after I posted this question.

16 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Why am I getting videos in my feed about when you are getting fired this is what you need to ask etc

16 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Will I get accepted at the job interview

17 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Well done you haven't try to message this directly or change what I write so no one else sees it

18 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Full of the Jews as per usual

19 hours ago

You may rely on it

Am I supposed to feel sorry for you when the screen flickers with your stair lifts? The only person I cared about is my mum.

22 hours ago

It is decidedly so

If it was a one off why has it happened multiple times over a number of years

22 hours ago

Outlook good

If it was a one off that would be something but the fact colleague have come up to me asking about a job I received an email on my phone 15 minutes before and haven't even looked at, didn't tell anyone I was applying in a different company on another part of the country is odd. As is them mentioning conversations I had at home with my mother.

22 hours ago

Cannot predict now

When I do have a small amount, something always happens usually to the car or I have to leave a job to keep me in a cycle of poverty

22 hours ago

Without a doubt

That's why you stop my job at place you can't control and prevent me have any means of income what I can get away from you again

22 hours ago

Signs point to yes

The rare moments I can write freely before the screen flickers it's seems

22 hours ago

It is certain

Did the same last year

22 hours ago

My sources say no

That's when you point the finger say I'm crazy and start spamming with straight jacket jokes and mental hospitals

22 hours ago

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The only thing that matters is getting me worked up and erasing what I say until I start swearing from frustration then you allow it through

22 hours ago

Ask again later

Spamming with weight loss jabs every time I eat.

22 hours ago

Outlook good

Then to use their personal devices to goad them about it everyday to the point they feel uncomfortable doing anything and you broke our car so we could get up and leave

22 hours ago

Don't count on it

Do you think it's acceptable way to force two people to live

22 hours ago

Outlook good

Do you think this is normal behaviour or a way to treat people in a house we never wanted to come back to and I worked hard to achieve this only for it to be pulled out from under us

22 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

How are you able to spam with ads or images of the type and colour of underwear I wear on any particular day.

22 hours ago

Very doubtful

You did this from the moment you forced us back here by stopping my jobs to ensure my money ran out

22 hours ago

Very doubtful

Why do you spam with things in my feed that I need t shave when I get changed or go to the toilet in the house

22 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Do you ever thing about having a day off and leaving me alone.

22 hours ago

Better not tell you now

I'm not a Christian so I'm not sure how Jesus is compatible with your actions but this doesn't wash with rabbis.

22 hours ago

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You have an end goal

22 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

What have you done to do this to me everyday and night.

22 hours ago

You may rely on it

Am I supposed to understand the messages or give a sht stannah

22 hours ago

You may rely on it

Spamming with ads for Paula choice or Paul smith, now you mention a ross or a lucy

22 hours ago

Yes - definitely

The last 5 attempts toy have changed what I put then deleted it when I press go

22 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

You are still doing at atm

22 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Yet you spam with jesus

22 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Very sinister then Threaten me or lie about me when you thing you are loosing control over me and that's why you forced us back here by stopping my jobs so I could no longer afford to live elsewhere. Breaking my car knowing I would be trapped and the. Stopping us completely once we were here

22 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Trying to discredit their words

22 hours ago

Very doubtful

Did the same last year, erasing someone via the backdoor

22 hours ago

It is certain

You want everyone to see I say f off but not what you are doing behind the senses and delete ot

22 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Selective to make me took a certain way it seems

22 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Stop erasing my words. Fvk off

22 hours ago

Cannot predict now

You are trying to erase me via the backdoor

22 hours ago

You may rely on it

Why do you removed my words but put your things in my phone

22 hours ago

Ask again later

Do you think Jesus is real that he would have saved me by now from all of you.

23 hours ago

Without a doubt

Why the jesus stuff?

23 hours ago

Very doubtful

Are Fran and miracle going to jump a clear round at hoys next week

1 day ago

Most likely

Are Fran and miracle going to jump a clear round at hoys next week

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Why shouldn't I go tomorrow

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Why shouldn't I go tomorrow

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

1 day ago

Outlook good

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

1 day ago

My sources say no

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

1 day ago

My sources say no

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

1 day ago

Ask again later

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Digital version of breaking into my house to watch me sleep.

1 day ago

Outlook good

You even make accounts on website of people I talk to on the phone or others and put locations as ones you believe they are. Make accounts under names of old Facebook friends.

1 day ago

You may rely on it

If I'm the crazy one why do you follow me from website to website with no end goal or purpose. Whatever you think it's a no. You stalking me on the interview what do you expect.

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Even spamming with crazy or mental hospitals again while trying so so hard to get a reaction like always to use against me

1 day ago

Very doubtful

It's why you popped up and spammed with green lambos because I was on linkedin

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Yet you still swear blind I'm the problem despite breaking into my phone to change what I write to your benign tripe

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

And that wasn't enough so you stay around trying to cause more damage to me with recruits and companies who decide to take on your poison chalice and run with it

1 day ago

My reply is no

Then you tried to have me locked up

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

You did it last year when I was trying to focus on my mum. She matters to me you don't. Yet you did this every day to upsete and make sure I have a meltdown and couldn't cope

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Shall i? One last time? Then delete the numbers

1 day ago

Outlook good

Shall i? One last time? Then delete the numbers

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Shall i? One last time? Then delete the numbers

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Shall i? One last time? Then delete the numbers

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Shall i? One last time? Then delete the numbers

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Shall i? One last time? Then delete the numbers

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i? One last time? Then delete the numbers

1 day ago

My reply is no

Shall i? One last time? Then delete the numbers

1 day ago

Very doubtful

It's not healthy and you make me sick. I think of harming myself when you show up

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Like a smoker who gets lung cancer. Just sad. I'm not sure if it's a cry for attention but get away from me. I don't want your problems at my door

1 day ago

My reply is no

Some people have genuine illnesses and need genuine help, not some attention seeking wind up merchant

1 day ago

You may rely on it

A slave to your addiction, it's sad. And boring

1 day ago

My reply is no

Have funny tales but you are soon boring

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

I thought druggies were supposed to be fun

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

should i go to ballet tonight FFS

1 day ago

Very doubtful

You are boring

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Will me and Laura get back together? Ffs

1 day ago

My reply is no

I don't even care about cars. They do a job or it doesn't and needs fixing. That's all.

1 day ago

Most likely

Shall i? One lasr time...then delete the numbers

1 day ago

It is certain

I don't think I could date a builder or someone like that. It's just so boring

1 day ago

Don't count on it

I don't get why people work to buy a house then spend their time doing stuff to it to work to pay it off.

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Shall i risk it all and get two more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last ones for good

1 day ago

It is certain

B and q is where souls go to die. It's no hideous and boring.

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Shall i risk it all and get two more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last ones for good

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Shall i risk it all and get two more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last ones for good

1 day ago

My sources say no

I don't want to spend my free time looking at home improvements or gardening. If I had a garden it will be concrete so I can do exciting things with my life.

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Is that what life has to offer. Just boring nothingness.

1 day ago

Yes

Why all boring ads like cars, gardens or homes?.

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i? One last time?

1 day ago

Outlook good

Shall i? One last time?

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Shall i? One last time?

1 day ago

My reply is no

Shall i? One last time?

1 day ago

Most likely

Shall i? One last time?

1 day ago

My sources say no

Will the uni email this week FFS.

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

And big motoring or motor world. Cars a boring

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Home improvements.

1 day ago

Very doubtful

What's with the amber ads

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

should i move to 10 trudolubie street ffs

1 day ago

Don't count on it

You will have to tell them when you next speak to them. I don't talk to people or tolerate them.

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Another nothing that's you think will mean something to me. All these people are in for a nasty surprise when they hear they are nothing to me.

1 day ago

Ask again later

You changed what I wrote to some jay character

1 day ago

Outlook good

Back with the stair lift stannah. Not sure why I'm being pestered by it. Nothing to do with me

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Going on about fran two years ago when I was in London. It's all a bit boring

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Bit immature, not very bright and little pathetic

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Fourth or fifth trying to write that

1 day ago

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