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Dell? The Dell computer brand?! Is that Dell?

2 hours ago

It is certain

Who this dell thats plagued my life this uear and last fvk off

3 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Less than Jake - all my friends are metalheads: “ You think its strange, that there's a way Of how you looked, and how you act, and how you think Pretend they're not the same as you Do you know about her strength in convictions Or how she puts all her faith in religion Did we take the time to really discover How little we know about each other Keep us from saying anything Can't separate from everything And all this really means is You're one in a crowd And you're paranoid of every sound You're not the friend You won't miss anyhow”

4 hours ago

Without a doubt

G will I have all the success?

4 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Nysnc - bye bye “ Hey, hey Bye, bye, bye (bye, bye) Bye, bye (Oh, oh) I, I'm doing this tonight You're probably gonna start a fight I know this can't be right Hey, baby, come on I loved you endlessly When you weren't there for me So now it's time to leave and make it alone”

5 hours ago

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Bye Bye

5 hours ago

Signs point to yes

When will I be rid of these people

5 hours ago

Outlook good

Music lyrics by Kirsty Maccoll - in these shoes?

5 hours ago

Outlook not so good

“ I once met a man with a sense of adventure He was dressed to thrill wherever he went He said, "let's make love on a mountain top Under the stars, on a big hard rock" I said, "In these shoes? I don't think so (What do you say, love?) I said, "Honey, let's do it here" So I'm sitting at a bar in Guadalajara In walks a guy with a faraway look in his eyes He said, "I've got a powerful horse outside Climb on the back, I'll take you for a ride I know a little place We can get there 'fore the break of day" I said "In these shoes? No way, José" I said, "Honey, let's stay right here"

5 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

When are you going to have to explain yourself

6 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Every week I have t explain why I haven't been able to get a job and you are the problem

6 hours ago

You may rely on it

Just fvk off

6 hours ago

Ask again later

I don't care for any of it. I'm not a mechanic I don't give a sht unless you mess with my car

6 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

It doesn't make me a narcissist for not wanting your life rammed in my face everyday

6 hours ago

My reply is no

You change what I write to prevent me exposing you. I don't want it get lost

6 hours ago

It is certain

Stop spamming me with your sht then blaming me for being the problem

6 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Your sour dough, Halloween Christmas decorations and get lost

6 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Take your cheap suits direct and fvk off

6 hours ago

Outlook not so good

does toto hate me? Fvk off

6 hours ago

Ask again later

Leave me alone. Take your bs and fvk off

6 hours ago

It is certain

Will it be karen fvk off

6 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

I don't care which one of you is logged in today or why you didn't it just leave me alone

6 hours ago

Without a doubt

I have tried every possible way to get away from you leave me alone.

6 hours ago

Yes

Sicko leave me alone and you repeatedly threatened to harm me leave me alone

6 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Leave me alone you bragged about stopping my jobs then to force us here then you bragged about breaking my car as well to drain my money like you do every time you mess it up

6 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Why are you still spamming with your coop funeral care. I don't care leave me alone you did this in Kent and I didn't want it then either

6 hours ago

It is certain

When will I be left alone

6 hours ago

You may rely on it

If they didn't do it and go online to brag then i wouldnt have emails the Israelis

6 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Will I be rid of these people who have interfered with my jobs and forced us back here two years ago.

6 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Quit messing with service

6 hours ago

Very doubtful

Leave me the fvk alone along with your gang of people you recruited along the way

7 hours ago

Without a doubt

I should be able to live where I want in the UK without you following me and trying t stop me every step of the way year in year out

7 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Quit spamming me with axelrod show when you have no idea what you are on about. Just get lost and stop using YouTube as a educational tool because it's not smart

7 hours ago

Yes

Stop my jobs during the week then blame me on the weekend

7 hours ago

Better not tell you now

You try it every week and I'm sick of it and you.

7 hours ago

Without a doubt

Stop trying to gaslight me that I'm in this situation because I put myself here

7 hours ago

Outlook good

Especially when it's by people who I don't like, respect or what to emulated.

7 hours ago

Don't count on it

I dont need what I wear, what I weigh or how I look to be criticised

7 hours ago

Without a doubt

I don't even want to get married. My life's aim is to be left alone by these desperate vulgar money obsessed weirdos

7 hours ago

Without a doubt

Spamming me with engagement rings when I'm single w t f

7 hours ago

My sources say no

Your insecurities to compete with meel while trying to professional I'm just jealous of you. Like w t f I don't know you. You make this up to deflect from what you are doing

7 hours ago

Yes

Erasing my words, letting people know what I'm doing. Searching me online. Trying to recruit others. You are the problem

7 hours ago

It is certain

You don't need to do itm you could have left me alone years ago and then over 3 years ago when something was being done about it yet here we are

8 hours ago

You may rely on it

By changing my words you are doing the very thing I'm highlighting you dumb twit

8 hours ago

Better not tell you now

If someone is filling something in you aren't better you are dumb

8 hours ago

It is certain

You change my words to say I'm a kid filling it in but you are better

8 hours ago

It is certain

will Anand stop wetting the. bed by Christmas? Ffs

8 hours ago

It is certain

None of this had to happen if you left me alone from the start yet you close your eye to the truth and continue to blame me for your haking hounding and obsession

8 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Spamming with medical people, finance and the rest is just fabricating problems to extend this nightmare you force on me

8 hours ago

It is decidedly so

If you ever read a website in your life you would know this. Not smart

8 hours ago

My sources say no

Spamming to go to a place I can't doesn't change anything. You still do this daily

8 hours ago

Cannot predict now

You could have left me alone for the last 3 plus years but you havent

8 hours ago

Yes

You are too far gone to just log out of my phone when I move look how obsessed you are now.

8 hours ago

Ask again later

Then try to manipulate me that it's what I wanted or was my decision while making catty remarks that you are stopping me along the way

8 hours ago

Don't count on it

Going to try and control where I go aswell like before

8 hours ago

Cannot predict now

your insecurities depend on my location

8 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Changing my words to everything will be amazing when she moves

8 hours ago

Yes

Why spam with Israel when I'm not longer eligible after my mum died

8 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Will T come good for me fvk off

8 hours ago

Outlook not so good

You spam with Israel

8 hours ago

Outlook not so good

I'm not competing with you I'm trying to get away from you.

8 hours ago

Ask again later

How about you leave me alone and stop forcing me down because you cant handle me living my life away from you and need to compete or oppress me

8 hours ago

Most likely

Stopped my jobs then tried to pressure me into inferior or ones that aren't me. Forced me to places I never wanted to go then make catty remarks I'm poor or it's alright you will still be richer

8 hours ago

Ask again later

From day one I asked to be left alone and you have done everything to make my life harder

8 hours ago

It is decidedly so

am i a lesbian fvk off. I'm not a lesbian. I'm waiting until I'm away from a sicko like you to find a real man

9 hours ago

Don't count on it

should i go to rugby fvk off

9 hours ago

Don't count on it

How much longer am I going to be trapped here

9 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Take you told man shoes, your wife who tells people things she shouldn't and leave me alone. I don't care just leave me alone.

9 hours ago

It is certain

Wuit with your insurance ads I don't care. Just leave me alone

9 hours ago

Ask again later

Leave me alone

10 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Take your gang of track su it men with you.

10 hours ago

My reply is no

Everyday names of people. Fvk off.

10 hours ago

My sources say no

How much longer are you going to trap me here for? Spamming my feed with a dog video about not having enough money for food

10 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

You are not fooling me with your sht. You spam with things you decided about me so it never works and is plain to see you are just ha ras sing me

10 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Get out of my phone I see your stupid car finance ads that you did since last year pretending to be a regulator.

10 hours ago

Yes

You make me cry all the time you horrible person

10 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Leave me alone

10 hours ago

Outlook not so good

I don't like you

10 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Spam with your fvking cars I don't give a sht about computer games and a load a tat

10 hours ago

My sources say no

Why do I have to come on here to beg to go to prison just to get away from you

10 hours ago

My sources say no

I don't want to be here and you forced me here then took away every opportunity to leave unless you could hound me

10 hours ago

It is certain

Just leave me alone why don't you leave me alone

10 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Like you did on other sites before you tried to stop me leave

10 hours ago

You may rely on it

So you could trap me and do this everyday

10 hours ago

Very doubtful

This county is toxic. Filled of sick people that won't leave me alone and you forced me here

10 hours ago

Without a doubt

I don't want to see any Paul leave me alone

10 hours ago

Outlook good

Spamming with a video of London and a sign saying Paul's walk. Fvk off

10 hours ago

It is certain

Don't change my words to hi. Leave me alone

10 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Leave me alone

10 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Take your old man shoes. I don't want some creepy old men around fvk off

10 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Take that sicko at beccles with you

10 hours ago

Without a doubt

Take you nasty dating ads your old man shoes and leave me alone you sicko

10 hours ago

Don't count on it

Why don't you leave me alone

10 hours ago

Without a doubt

Will i be offered the senior management accountant job at your move? Fvk off

10 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Take your old man shoes and fvk off sicko

10 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Take your stupid cars and tracksuit wearing men with you. I'm not interested.

10 hours ago

Ask again later

Should I go for cqc job? Fvk off spamming me about your jobs while you stop me getting a job cruel pos

10 hours ago

It is decidedly so

You forced here. I never wanted to be here

10 hours ago

Most likely

I want to get away from you. I have spent years living like a prisoner and surrounded by people. I want my freedom and to wake up without you in my day to ruin it

10 hours ago

Most likely

Take your disgusting dating ads and leave me alone

10 hours ago

As I see it, yes

You confuse haking my phone with being intelligent. You didn't obtain any information because you are smart, you do it immorally. That's not smart and you don't know me you just relay information that was Infront of you no brain power needed. Leave me alone

10 hours ago

Very doubtful

Take your stair lift ads with you and your co op funerals that you spammed me with even in 2024

10 hours ago

Don't count on it

Get lost

10 hours ago

Cannot predict now

What's with all the gluten morgen GIFs in my phone

10 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

w i g t c s j FFS get lost

10 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Will the cycling shoes sell this weekend on ebay? Fvk off

10 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

is carys ignoring me? Fvk off

10 hours ago

Ask again later

Why did you trap us here after breaking my car then spam on here you were going to stop her money like you spam your g sht

10 hours ago

Outlook good

Why do you stop my jobs

10 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Why do you delete my emails last year so mum and I couldn't leave

10 hours ago

Signs point to yes

I don't like germans

10 hours ago

Ask again later

Just get lost and leave me alone. Haven't you caused me enough damage over the last few years

10 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Probably the same bser that said I liked some ugly flowers they do

10 hours ago

Don't count on it

Whu do you still spam with jewellery. I'm still not interested in any of it

10 hours ago

My reply is no

Just leave me alone

10 hours ago

You may rely on it

Or talking about money or spamming with co op cremations

10 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Just leave me alone I'm sick of having your dating sht everyday

10 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

I need a break and you then spam about killing myself

10 hours ago

Yes

I'm fed up of this car stuff I have no interest in it or the person putting it there go away.

10 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

I just want a day off from everyone trapping me. Stopping me live trapping me in poverty and spamming my phone

10 hours ago

My reply is no

At least I would have a day off away from everyone

10 hours ago

My reply is no

You refused the id requests for multiple years when asked

10 hours ago

My sources say no

Can I go to prison. You haven't sent the people doing this to me and unlike them I haven't done anything wrong.

10 hours ago

Don't count on it

Get out of my phone it's doing its own thing

11 hours ago

Outlook good

Is Fran going to be selected for the team to go to South Africa

11 hours ago

My sources say no

Are we going to sell Milton Equestrian centre soon

11 hours ago

Don't count on it

Should we give up showjumping

11 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Music lyrics are everywhere.

18 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Guantanamo rhymes and reminds me of “ Guantanamera Guajira Guantanamera Guantanamera Guajira Guantanamera Yo soy un hombre sincero, de donde crece la palma Yo soy un hombre sincero, de donde crece la palma“

18 hours ago

Without a doubt

Would guantanamo be nicer than having to tolerate this

18 hours ago

Better not tell you now

"Oompa loompa, doompa di-doo I got a bad feeling 'bout you Oompa loompa, I don't know, dude I got a bad feeling 'bout you"

19 hours ago

Without a doubt

will i get a 2.2 degree this year? Leave me alone I don't want to talk to you

19 hours ago

Outlook good

Will I see james tmrw get lost

19 hours ago

Most likely

Will I get away from these people

19 hours ago

Very doubtful

Bigfoot, not big food. Lol.

20 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Oh, hey ya! There's a big food between us. They have such huge feet.

20 hours ago

Don't count on it

The big foot, duh.

20 hours ago

Don't count on it

Who wears 12-14

21 hours ago

Ask again later

What does that mean

21 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Hmm, uh-huh.

23 hours ago

Very doubtful

Will these people go to prison for this

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Will these people go to prison for this

1 day ago

Ask again later

Will these people go to prison for this

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Will these people go to prison for this

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Maybe that stair lift should be taken off of you so you know what it's like to be trapped. You trapped my disabled mum and I last year so we couldn't leave

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Pathetic stannah spammer pathetic.

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Bet you won't answer this just change to some pathetic bs

1 day ago

Without a doubt

How much longer are you going to trap me in poverty for and prevent me leaving

1 day ago

My sources say no

You just do more harm to me and play you pathetic games

1 day ago

My reply is no

You never apologise or make right what you have done

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Is Jordan seeing someone? Fvk off

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Will this work withie fvk off

1 day ago

Ask again later

All you care about is yourself and what you can get out of any situation even when it means hounding me and making me homeless through your actions

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Take your luxury affordable blind ads and go fvk yourself

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Can't answer me you fvking coward can you

1 day ago

Outlook good

All while you spam me with your sht

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

How many companies have you told not to hire me and how many lies have you spread about me

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

What's your fvking plan, how much longer are you preventing me from living

1 day ago

Without a doubt

You stopped me for months and yet you are happy to earn money yourself and even brag about bonuses every year

1 day ago

My sources say no

Are you going to pay to fix my car before the end of the year as you stop my jobs and came on here with your g bs

1 day ago

Very doubtful

You are more than happy to stop me working and paying to heat this house myself

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Are you going to pay for heating this winter?

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Stop preventing me getting a job

1 day ago

My sources say no

Back with the stannah list again

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Every time I come on here and ask a random ball of probability if I will get a job in London Aviva ads flickers and it says no

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Go get a C's job and leave me alone. See how you like it I'm not doing iti would rather be in Guantanamo than deal with a fvking customer

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Never bothered to actually know me, you had a preconception and ran with it. Made it up as you went along.

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Even said you can't understand me because you decided who I was from day one.

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Been pregnant for over two years straight. You are mental

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Will my baby come in next 3 days? Fvk off

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

If it's good enough to forced me how about you do it. Thought not

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Is this I know her then turns out you don't when you lied and made decisions on someone else's life who has to do the sht job

1 day ago

My reply is no

You don't know me or you wouldn't do that to me. You deal with those idiots everyday I'm not going to

1 day ago

My sources say no

All to get your bent friend off

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Because you aren't the one having to do that sht and deal with fvking people

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Stop preventing my jobs and trying to force me into some c s

1 day ago

You may rely on it

how on earth did edward surive without wally? Get lost

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Spamming with pension annuity rates because you heard me on the radio shows how little you know about me. You know nothing about finance, nothing about the industry and nothing about me so you play these stupid games.

1 day ago

Outlook good

Get out of my phone, your hacking messes with my ability to use it properly including writing or using a touch screen.

1 day ago

Outlook good

If you can't be trusted to have like a human then maybe you shouldn't be allowed near electronic devices

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

They don't whip out of medical certificate every time you are told to leave me alone.

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Fyi some ex sas have ADHD and they don't do this. It's not part of it so don't hind your repeated actions as an excuse of a illness that doesn't make do you this.

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

You said at some point you have ADHD and that means you can do this to me

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Probably are disabled or know someone disabled because you spam with it. Spam about being g a y or disabled physically or said you had ADHD thinking it makes you excused while continuing doing the same thing every day

1 day ago

Without a doubt

And your play different protective characteristics believing it means your childish spamming is protected

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

I believe you are a man

1 day ago

My reply is no

When you put children's clothes, do you believe you are a child. Is that why you look at the clothes Although you spam me that you are pregnant.

1 day ago

Yes

Are you a dei hire

1 day ago

Outlook good

tetheeehhhhteet stop changing my words to this

1 day ago

It is certain

Spamming me with things from 2015, 2013 do you have dementia or are you saying you have done this since then

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

will i attebd job interviews nov 2015? Stop changing my words to this rubbish

1 day ago

Most likely

What does spamming me with transport police do though? If you think I have police around me it makes me wonder why you do this in front of them.

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

I guess those applications will go nowhere as you have come on here to announce like you do when you mess them up.

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Am I supposed to be scared when you spam me with mi5/6 You are the one hacking me and spamming with baby or childrens thing.

1 day ago

It is certain

Spam me on here or another app knowing I can only respond publicly

1 day ago

It is certain

Is that why you record every conversation you have where you orchestrate a reaction so you look like you aren’t causing it.

1 day ago

Most likely

That’s why you do it, to upset me so I swear then you can use it against me.

1 day ago

Without a doubt

It’s beyond frustrating when I say to leave me alone every single day and you don’t.

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

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