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G will I have the success?

31 minutes ago

Outlook good

G will I have the success?

31 minutes ago

Yes

Get your insurance bs out. I hate the industry

1 hour ago

Outlook not so good

It's actually grotesque and I don't like you being around me but I have no choice because you hack my phone and I can't afford to stop it. You make sure of that

4 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Not a single decent person I have ever met has been that obsessed with money. It pays the bills and can do things for people. You are like a greedy monster obsessed with money everyday

4 hours ago

Signs point to yes

You are sick

4 hours ago

Yes

You are aick

4 hours ago

Outlook good

Spamming me about becoming homeless then also bragging you are stopping my jobs because they are all too good for me.

4 hours ago

Most likely

Coming on here to change my words this year to going on about money and being a millionaire everyday since I went to London this year is sickening. No a single wealthy person I'm aware of has every looked at their money everyday. Only people who are in something for the wrong reasons

4 hours ago

My sources say no

Every place since where they do stuff they all see the money signs and become greedy. No creed, no morals, no decency

4 hours ago

Without a doubt

You probably say I didn't know this I didn't know that but you did it anyway. You hounded me and we're aware in one form or another about the history because you reference other places before.

4 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Then you start blaming eachother when you all did the same thing and try to avoid the consequences of it.

4 hours ago

Very doubtful

You all sqeal and squirm but you still do it. Hak my phone follow me online everywhere I go, try to talk to me and change my words. Yet all you do is look at me and point a finger

4 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Why do you spam and come after me when your actions are looked at. You throw the kitchen sink at me. Yet you forget all the things you have done to me over the last however many years

4 hours ago

My reply is no

What do you believe in when all you care about is money.

4 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

I wouldnt even call it being ruthless because it requires some skill other than self creed.

4 hours ago

You may rely on it

Then again they were quoting conversations I had at home

4 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Spending all day talking about wanting to be a millionaire bit like spamming me on here

4 hours ago

As I see it, yes

I haven't come across anyone this obsessed with money since my last boss. In all the finance companies the creed without skill or the genuine interest in the subject was genuinely off the charts

4 hours ago

As I see it, yes

You are a sicko leave me alone

4 hours ago

My sources say no

Will i meet my own catwoman and her latex catsuit? Fvk off you sicko

4 hours ago

Most likely

Also claimed I was highly sensitive at the time and started to label as me it. Don't put words in my mouth and don't make up sht

4 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Why do you only allow admin jobs which I made clear I never wanted when they tried t talk me I to that crap two years ago

4 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Every single time I came on here and asked if I would get out of here soon it always said no if I mentioned london

4 hours ago

Ask again later

Why did you stop my jobs and say it was because they are too good for me last year. Every single jobs I applied for came with a pathetic excuse

4 hours ago

Outlook good

Everyday you spam with this Katherine name and different people

4 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Reactive abuser

4 hours ago

As I see it, yes

You change my words to get a reaction then claim I'mnot stable

4 hours ago

Most likely

Is Phil Armstrong going to kiss Katherine Umayam the next time he sees her ? Fvking off with these same names

4 hours ago

As I see it, yes

You are obsessed with money and how you can get it. Be a decent person and leave me alone.

4 hours ago

Without a doubt

You changed what I write

4 hours ago

Without a doubt

Will I become financially rich in less than two weeks from today? Fvk off gold digger

4 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Why do I have to put up with this everyday.

14 hours ago

Don't count on it

Spamming me I can't have a job I applied for minutes earlier when you change what I write because it's too good for me and it's something I had previously done

14 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Living in groundhog day get out

14 hours ago

Very doubtful

It's always the same. Don't like the people that turn up, don't like it a guy gives me attention and need to compete. Usually decades older for some reason. W t f

14 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Always some bs about how I'm ugly or how you always need to be better in one way or another. I don't know you stop competing with me in my own phone.

14 hours ago

Yes

Leave me alone

14 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

I haven't lied. Yet when I expose it you always call me fat or that I'm a liar

14 hours ago

Better not tell you now

are you lying? Lave me alone

14 hours ago

Outlook not so good

I'm sick of your names, sick of the dating. Sick of your money obsession and how you keep spamming about the poorest rich people in vulgar

14 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Why didn't I receive an acknowledgement email today. It's an automated system.

14 hours ago

It is decidedly so

I'm not asking you for a job I've seen what they are like. I don't want you messing with my life. That's different.

15 hours ago

Most likely

Leave me alone and stop preventing me get a job u less it's a shtshow

15 hours ago

Ask again later

You spam with random names. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

15 hours ago

Most likely

Take you made up names. Take your corrupt people and leave me alone

15 hours ago

Yes - definitely

I don't manipulate you, you twist the narrative and I don't want anything from you. Just leave me alone.

15 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Next you will try to twist this that I'm trying to manipulate as you do every time I try to explain what you have done isn't acceptable

15 hours ago

It is decidedly so

You write it because you think it will upset me like you asked what my phobias are. No nice person would ask that only a sinister person planning to cause harm.

15 hours ago

Outlook good

Yet writing this you spam about some cloud or being up the duff. Gain why would I need to know.

15 hours ago

As I see it, yes

You decided I wasn't good enough in my natural state so try to erase me and replace it with a version you create

15 hours ago

My sources say no

I don't care if you are a Christian, g a y or anything else. I shouldn't know. That's the point. Every aspect of my life you try to erase and write over. Forcing things on me to try to erase my natural tastes and abilities

15 hours ago

Very doubtful

Why is it impossible to leave me alone and leave your stuff in your device and stop overwriting my life

15 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Don't put you stuff in my phone, take your mechanic bas as well that's the latest along with football

15 hours ago

Don't count on it

Spam with Shtty sourdough bread and blueberries because you know I don't like them. The same with other foods, animals, hobbies and anything else you can think of.

15 hours ago

Without a doubt

Why do you sht on me then get upset when I mention it.

15 hours ago

You may rely on it

Back with the stannah bs

15 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Then you spent weeks spamming with psychology videos about gaslighting someone into thinking something was there idea when I complained about being forced into something

15 hours ago

My sources say no

Bragged you deleted my job prospects that you knew I wanted because you didn't want me to leave where I was forces

15 hours ago

Yes - definitely

You literally wait to hear what I don't want to do and then look for the worst version of it to force on me.

15 hours ago

Ask again later

Never have I come across such controlling oppressive individuals who have dictated someone else's career based on their own insecurities and need to punish them

15 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Does London need to be evacuated because only two people can live their and no one else

15 hours ago

Ask again later

Why do you say I can't live or work in London because it's for the two of you whoever you are I don't give a sht

15 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Why did you make the stupid excuse I ask for too much money when it's below minimum wage

15 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Belittle me when I try to go for a job I like, criticise my abilities, ambition my body and looks while preventing me on everything in my life

15 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Cant let me decide my own life, have to control it despite knowing what you are forcing on me is everything against my wishes

15 hours ago

Most likely

Cant let me decide my own life, have to control it despite knowing what you are forcing on me is everything against my woshes

15 hours ago

You may rely on it

Can't ever allow me t have a career or a job that's not sht

15 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Changing my words to prevent me posting and exposing you.

15 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Take your Aviva ads and get out of my phone

15 hours ago

It is certain

Is that what today has been about

15 hours ago

Yes

Always a step back until their isn't one and try to go further back in my life until I kill myself

15 hours ago

You may rely on it

Always some admin sht despite me repeatedly saying I don't ever want to removing everything else

15 hours ago

Very doubtful

Purpose trying to force me into jobs that are not me then blaming me when it blows up in your face

15 hours ago

Ask again later

It's all about oppression. Text Gemma she will be happy

16 hours ago

My sources say no

What about Gemma? She needs to know aswell

16 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Changing my words to should I text nick.

16 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Ads not apps

16 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Forcing lesbians dating apps in my phone is you not me

16 hours ago

Ask again later

Stop changing what I write.

16 hours ago

My reply is no

You put Korea women dating ads. I don't care. You never put handsome finance guys or mensch in my phone.

16 hours ago

Without a doubt

Is that why you become excited and do more when I say it's distressing.

16 hours ago

It is decidedly so

So they are the ultimate beneficiary of your actions and you get a financial kickback in your plan that you spam me with.

16 hours ago

Outlook good

For months for spammed with a videos that you are a poor puppet for rich people because they won't get anything if they sue you but you also spam you will get money if they overthrow it so you do it

16 hours ago

Outlook good

Everything you do to me at the moment you did last year as well. Are you planning on doing this next year as well. How many years are you going to do it.

16 hours ago

Ask again later

It's theatre and on purpose so I know you hack me and you want me to know. Same with changing my words you wantme to know.

16 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

You are back doing the same things of calling people my colleagues while stopping my jobs and spamming with dell like you did last year before and after every weekly job meeting

16 hours ago

You may rely on it

It's like I live in a world where I'm the only one who thinks it's fvked up

16 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

You hacked my emails so I kept making news ones, same with Instagram then changed my account handle to spongebobrageface . Everything is designed for a reaction.

16 hours ago

Yes

I don't want to be anything like you and I fear you longer you hack me the worse I become. I needed to work on looking at you and making sure I'm nothing like that as it's not who I was before you did this and it's not who I want to end up being

16 hours ago

Better not tell you now

I'm ashamed of how I don't walk away when you play your games, how I have a meltdown and how you relish in it all then try to claim the victim hood in the situation you orchestrate

16 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Get back to being a person I can be proud of and away from you

16 hours ago

My sources say no

You bring me down. I don't like myself and I don't like being manipulated and wound up. I need to work on myself and get away from your toxic games.

16 hours ago

Signs point to yes

I'm a better person with a will to live when you are away from me. Yet you won't let me be free of you.

16 hours ago

You may rely on it

I hate you being in my phone, you make me sick.

16 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Hopefully I will be away from you as well soon. Fet up of you spamming with Israel and how to make Aliyah. It's not up to you so fvk off it's annoying like everything you have done to me

16 hours ago

Cannot predict now

You have done this for multiple years, even in offices find out who she knows, follow her around in office, out of offices. Tap the phone, emails everything yet no one wants to talk to you.

16 hours ago

Signs point to yes

If any one ever wanted to speak to you. They would have taken a hint. You only talk to me because you hack me.i don't want you either

16 hours ago

Don't count on it

Will I find Dom? No. You wont

16 hours ago

Outlook good

Removing my words in my phone multiple times to wind me up before allowing it through

16 hours ago

My sources say no

Leave me alone. I'm sick of dealing with a s.talker and your recruits. Spamming with anything you think is triggering

16 hours ago

It is decidedly so

That's what you change my words to when I call out your Aviva ads

16 hours ago

Signs point to yes

A double stranded portion of DNA consists of a total of 564 nucleotides, 135 of which are adenine. If the coding strand contains 75 adenosine residues, then all of the following must be true EXCEPT: * 1 point The non-coding strand contains 75 thymidine nucleotides . The sum of the guanosine and cytidine nucleotides in the sense strand is 147. Half of the base pairs in the coding region are adenosine and thymidine nucleotides . The sum of the adenosine and guanosine nucleotides equals the sum of the thymidine and cytidine nucleotides .ju

16 hours ago

Yes - definitely

It's the second time I wrote it because you changed it to your bs

16 hours ago

Ask again later

Why do you still try to communicate with me despite being told to leave me alone daily

17 hours ago

Very doubtful

Why did you force me here then force yourself in my devices

17 hours ago

As I see it, yes

If you gossip to me you will gossip about me. Not interested and don't respect it

17 hours ago

You may rely on it

Gossip to someone who respects you

17 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Is Phil Armstrong going to tell his girlfriend that he cheated on her ? Why do I care

17 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Fvk it I don't care just get lost

17 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Why are you here.

17 hours ago

Signs point to yes

I hate being horrible but being nice got me nowhere you are still here

17 hours ago

Without a doubt

Bo concept fvk off.

17 hours ago

Without a doubt

Bo concept

17 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Nothing like a panic meeting of the local drug lords because they don't trust their phones.

17 hours ago

Signs point to yes

It funny how I mention the car photograph and so many cars driving around in circles while I walked my dog stinking of weed.

17 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Why do you also put navy or army ads when it's never them

17 hours ago

Without a doubt

Lot of furniture moving next door

17 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Who is this hertz creep with their 5/6 ads since the map incident in 24

17 hours ago

Most likely

Gammy foot wife said he was off work with poor feet yet spent every weekend walking the entire coastal perimeter of Kent coast line

17 hours ago

You may rely on it

Walking shoes for elderly with poor balance

17 hours ago

You may rely on it

Knit shop

17 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Back with your old man shoes ready to fvk my life up further.

17 hours ago

It is certain

Why do you put Simon sinek freak in my feed for a reaction.

17 hours ago

Yes

Do you see why I'm mad yet. Because you cancel my actual jobs and forced me into some bs third rate things that's not where I wanted to go or the job I wanted to do

21 hours ago

Outlook good

Couldn't even do the course this summer as you purposely forgot to pay me on time.

21 hours ago

As I see it, yes

I started at that company when I was 27 to learn investments and get back to London. In going to be 33 next month and I still have you every single day hounding me with your pathetic immature bs

21 hours ago

Cannot predict now

so are you a six ?

21 hours ago

As I see it, yes

I had plans to complete investment exams and get to where I want to be but I stead I have spend everyday for years fighting your hounding to survive. You trap me in poverty by stopping my jobs and not enabling me to complete courses had to run around the country to get away from you and you forced us here.

21 hours ago

Better not tell you now

O.o

22 hours ago

Without a doubt

Take your .nl and fvk off

23 hours ago

My reply is no

Go cancel yourself instead of change what I wrote last night to cancel my applications . You own me money for loss of income year on year with your shtty games

23 hours ago

My reply is no

Before you try and twist it like the narc you are.. I e never asked anyone for a job I’ve asked to be left alone so I can live my life and not be pushed into situations of companies like I have been

23 hours ago

My reply is no

Why am I the only person who can’t live and work in a place I want and have a bunch of people stopping me everyday for years

23 hours ago

Yes

Ok, that’s nice; we have diversity in the country. Croatians or not.

23 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Have an awesome day!

24 hours ago

My sources say no

You were too busy stopping my jobs and being a cvnt. Ow well.

24 hours ago

Outlook good

Gutted for you I really am.

24 hours ago

Signs point to yes

It wasn’t me but someone did I saw them

24 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Am I awesome? Who took picture of your car

24 hours ago

Ask again later

I shouldn’t have to put up with this

24 hours ago

You may rely on it

Should I email them again

24 hours ago

Don't count on it

Should I email them again

24 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Should I email them again

24 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Should I email them again

24 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Should I email them again

24 hours ago

You may rely on it

Should I email them again

24 hours ago

Without a doubt

Should I email them again

24 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Does he still love her fvk off.

24 hours ago

Yes

Suffolk cvnt

24 hours ago

My reply is no

Take your Ed Sheehan football and fvk off

24 hours ago

You may rely on it

“ da li ce mi david poslati poruku danas” This is croatian. Are you from Croatia?

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

I think it's the inbreeding because no where else in the country are they this backwards

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Doing this all of last year and the end of 2024

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

How long until I'm rid of you

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Get a hobby and leave me alone

1 day ago

Ask again later

will mike and i go for a drink after work this week? Fvk off. No one cares you probably take picture of your food and post it on facebook

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Fvk off bosch

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Your answer is to spam me with engagement rings. Hahahaha what is stupid idiot

1 day ago

Without a doubt

It's actually that I haven't applied for a job where a corrupt pos is already there waiting.

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

You spammed me at the weekend I hadn't applied for enough jobs and that was the reason I wasn't successful opposed to you actively stopping me like this morning.

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Their hideous but then again so is having a creepy old man spamming me and haking my devices

1 day ago

My sources say no

Why do you spam with unstable old man shoes

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

You aren't very bright but I don't know how dim

1 day ago

Ask again later

Do you even realise you are part of the problem.

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Do you think Robin will hold it against me?

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Do you think I’ve made the right decision not going to the funeral?

1 day ago

Yes

Why do you spam me with jewellery is that going to pay my bills this winter?

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Fvk off stopping my jobs deleting my emails and trying to communicate with me you are a predator

1 day ago

It is certain

Fvk off stopping my jobs deleting my emails and trying to communicate with me toy a re a predator

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

If you get the chance I should add and why no women goes out.

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

That's all anyone women sees when we look at you a bunch of rapists

1 day ago

My sources say no

It's kind of pathetic that you only talk to women via hacking their phone. You are the next Wayne cozins

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Why are you so desperate

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

He actually looks like a vampire and a scary one

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Who dug him up

1 day ago

It is certain

Will Anthony talk to me this month ? He doesn't need to dress for Halloween does he

1 day ago

It is certain

Do people like to randomly insult me? Look who's twisting the narrative

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

farting frees the soul fvk off

1 day ago

Don't count on it

You belong in prison

1 day ago

It is certain

Begging for attention, by spamming my. Look at me look at me. I need attention so I will hak someone for it because I can't get it naturally

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

That why you forced yourself in my phone, un loved as a child

1 day ago

Yes

That why you forced yourself in my phone, in loved as a child

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

That why you hate women

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Mummy leave you when you were a child

1 day ago

Don't count on it

is all this mumbo jumbo nonsense fat b a s t a r d

1 day ago

Outlook good

Fvk off skteches

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

You look like that JM creep

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Fvk off you ugly moulding looking creep

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

I have high security clearance what a fcking joke

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Ipswich with that dumb idiot rob

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

My mum hates you

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Then you brag I will be homeless

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Do you see how sick you are should I quit my job wa wa was while stopping me get a job for months and bragging about it

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

You stop my jobs and spam me worried about yours you evil pos

1 day ago

Ask again later

You belong with teddy in the dock today

1 day ago

Yes

Get out of my phone you piece of actual sht

1 day ago

Without a doubt

And I hope you experience everything you have all done to me

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

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