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Why were you in London over the weekend

20 minutes ago

Reply hazy, try again

G could Meni be interested in me?

1 hour ago

Outlook good

And yes, I am not pregnant. I went to the gynecologist to treat an insistent yeast infection.

2 hours ago

Cannot predict now

I had my glucose tolerance test today, and until the results come in, I’m afraid my gynecologist will find out a prediabetes. Fingers crossed it will be normal.

2 hours ago

My sources say no

He knew I liked him from the second I saw him so quit your sh*t and leave me alone

2 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

You are aware I like a guy and have done for two years

2 hours ago

Without a doubt

I hope that answers your silly little question

2 hours ago

Yes

I would rather kill myself than being anywhere near you

2 hours ago

My reply is no

G will I be with Meni?

3 hours ago

You may rely on it

Do they understand I would rather rotten in bed as their existence in my life is worse than death

3 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Will they leave soon so I can live again

3 hours ago

Don't count on it

You wonder why I last out when I'm surrounded by people I hate

4 hours ago

It is decidedly so

I have been asking for them to leave for well over a year

4 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Will I be rid of this boconept creep

4 hours ago

Most likely

Will he do well

8 hours ago

You may rely on it

Will he do well

8 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Will he do well

8 hours ago

Don't count on it

Do i have spinal stenosis

9 hours ago

Very doubtful

Do i have spinal stenosis

9 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Will I get the job

10 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Do i have spinal.stenosis

10 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Do i have spinal.stenosis

10 hours ago

Yes - definitely

They only care when its about them, my guy friend cares when it's about me

14 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

They only care when its about them, my guy friend cares when it

14 hours ago

You may rely on it

Drugs and people in the same sentence? It will get wrong.

15 hours ago

Outlook good

This is so wrong in all ways…

15 hours ago

Don't count on it

Shall i try and beat connor and get two more bags...last ones ever

16 hours ago

My sources say no

Shall i try and beat connor and get two more bags...last ones ever

16 hours ago

My sources say no

Shall i try and beat connor and get two more bags...last ones ever

16 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Shall i try and beat connor and get two more bags...last ones ever

16 hours ago

You may rely on it

Shall i try and beat connor and get two more bags...last ones ever

16 hours ago

Ask again later

Shall i get my final ever bag now instead of a tyre tomorrow

16 hours ago

Without a doubt

Shall i risk it all and get my last ever bag on the boys lives?

16 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

16 hours ago

Most likely

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

16 hours ago

Most likely

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

16 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

16 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

16 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Do I turn mark on

17 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Do I turn mark on

17 hours ago

Most likely

Should I do.the 10k on Sunday

22 hours ago

Very doubtful

WOukd she

24 hours ago

It is certain

WOukd she

24 hours ago

Signs point to yes

WOukd she

24 hours ago

My sources say no

Today will be a nice Sunday.

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

G will I have success?

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Will b come help me?

1 day ago

Without a doubt

I will make it. I WILL MAKE IT!!! I need to get back to myself.

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Today will be a good one

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Will B come help us?

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

G will I have success?

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Aurora - Runaway.

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

3 days ago

Don't count on it

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

3 days ago

My sources say no

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

3 days ago

Very doubtful

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

3 days ago

Don't count on it

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Shall i really risk it all and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

3 days ago

Yes

Shall i really risk it all and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

Shall i really risk it all and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i really risk it all and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

Aurora - runaway

3 days ago

Ask again later

And all this time, I have been lyin' Oh, lyin' in secret to myself I've been putting sorrow on the farthest place on my shelf La-di-da

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

I was painting a picture The picture was a painting of you And for a moment I thought you were here But then again, it wasn't true, gone

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

Now take me home Take me home where I belong I got no other place to go Now take me home Take me home where I belong I can't take it anymore

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Shall i take the ultimate risk and really get my final 2 ever bags from the albanians tonight?

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

Shall i take the ultimate risk and really get my final 2 ever bags from the albanians tonight?

3 days ago

My sources say no

Shall i take the ultimate risk and really get my final 2 ever bags from the albanians tonight?

3 days ago

Outlook good

Shall i take the ultimate risk and really get my final 2 ever bags from the albanians tonight?

3 days ago

Ask again later

Ok, got it.

3 days ago

Very doubtful

sorry to anyne not doing any of the bs

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

will i go in their thick skulls im not staying here and will leave if its the last thing i do

3 days ago

You may rely on it

i cant afford to eat and live while they brag they are stopping me

3 days ago

Without a doubt

which jobs did you delete the follow up emails for?

3 days ago

Ask again later

you dont own me, you are a no body who hides behind a computer and threaten me when i dont buy your bs or try to leave

3 days ago

It is certain

you changed what i typed to upset me like you have been doing so all year, bragging you stop me leave here and you state you own me

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

i dont give a fvk about a jim or any person with a j in their name.

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

purposely put to antagonise me

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

this is what im talking about, not what i wrote.

3 days ago

My sources say no

Is jim comming to see me today with marie at 2pm ---

3 days ago

My sources say no

you are the fvking problem when you hack into my computer and change what i write

3 days ago

Outlook good

fvk off and stop chaning what i write with your number 7 j m bs

3 days ago

Most likely

same with manchester, im never going there, its a dump

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

whats with the number 7? jm no one cares so fvk off

3 days ago

Most likely

authorities do nothing so i have to get out my own way.

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

is that how this fvking creep who changes what i write, looks through my emails, stalks me and tells lies to people so they force me back to their area to prevent me leave

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

is the only way to get away from you and left alone to burn every single person and leave the uk

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

is the only way to get away from you and left alone to burn every single person and leavethe uk

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

the problem is you spam with videos about being your girlfriend and you are just a creep stalking me

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

take your stupid computer game raid, shadow legends, fvk off

3 days ago

Yes

take that bio dissappointment you have been telling insider info to and fvk off

3 days ago

Outlook good

im not playing your stuipd fvking games, with your little recruits stopping me get a job to continue your hold over me

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

g t f o

3 days ago

You may rely on it

f e l i x s t o w e

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

shat yourself last time i contacted them and i will do it again as i dont care about people who do nothing and stop me

3 days ago

Very doubtful

ill leave and i wont be coming back here ever, i have nothing here and no reason to be here so you stop me

3 days ago

Outlook good

bragging they deleted job emails so i wouldnt get ajob and leave

3 days ago

My sources say no

the last few days have been unacceptable. that cvnt last night and today changing what i write on here fvk you

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

stopping me get a job and go back to london, trying to trap me here with the corrupt ones that did this, im not staying.

3 days ago

Without a doubt

why would i care about any of you when you forced us here and now prevent me leave

3 days ago

Without a doubt

who id this creep

3 days ago

It is certain

why do you do it and brag about stopping me leave this place

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

or call out something that identifies you in the moment

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

everytime i write s u n g l a s s e s

3 days ago

It is certain

why do you change what i write

3 days ago

Don't count on it

Changed what appeared from what I typed

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

Will I need an operation -listening in to my WhatsApp calls

3 days ago

My sources say no

you changed what i wrote before to say mi5 sh*t on everyone but you are the only one causing the problem

3 days ago

Outlook good

changing what i write to try and find out which guy likes me, hes none of your business and never will be.

3 days ago

Don't count on it

you prevent me watching the service online as well. you jew hater

3 days ago

My sources say no

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