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Will Thomas and I go for a drink on Monday?

43 minutes ago

Yes

Ma che cavolo è stato questo?

1 hour ago

Cannot predict now

Ma che cavolo è stato questo?

1 hour ago

Signs point to yes

did you break into my house to abuse my dog

2 hours ago

As I see it, yes

why did you say you hate my dog, how do you knnow my dog

2 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Wanna play ?

2 hours ago

Very doubtful

How many of us are tonight ?

2 hours ago

Very doubtful

Hey tell us something about tonight

2 hours ago

Outlook not so good

That’s good to know. If you have constipation eat prunes and drink a lot of water.

4 hours ago

My reply is no

mum says prunes if you are backed up

4 hours ago

My reply is no

Should we move to Canada

5 hours ago

My reply is no

Will I get to the bottom of my health issues and have many years of feeling decent?

6 hours ago

Yes

WOukd b

7 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Will Hearts Beat Motherwell?

7 hours ago

It is decidedly so

why do you look at bikini/swim wear all the time

8 hours ago

Without a doubt

Ma che sta succedendo qua?

10 hours ago

Without a doubt

never your fault because you just outsource the blame, just following orders didnt have a choice except they werent orders and self serving

11 hours ago

Better not tell you now

you ragebaiter but let me guess you didnt have a choice

11 hours ago

Don't count on it

its a little childish to call people fat, i guess you didnt have a choice for that either

11 hours ago

You may rely on it

even if someone has a gun to your head you still have a choice

11 hours ago

Very doubtful

are you allowed to answer or dont you have a choice when it suits you

11 hours ago

It is decidedly so

im sorry who are you talking about

11 hours ago

Without a doubt

why is he with her you say when she has a mouth like a sewer

11 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

why is he with her you say when she has a outh like a sewer

11 hours ago

As I see it, yes

didnt have a choice

11 hours ago

As I see it, yes

didnt have a choice

11 hours ago

It is certain

didnt have a choice

11 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

un fvking believable, didnt have a choice

11 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

didnt have a choice now ive heard it all, no me sir i didnt have a choice

11 hours ago

Outlook good

1930s germany, like you had a choice, always out sourcing the blame

11 hours ago

Ask again later

you had a choice

11 hours ago

You may rely on it

guantanimo would have been nicer than you

11 hours ago

Better not tell you now

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Rc6OvPL0EY

11 hours ago

Outlook not so good

was it because i had squad kit when i travelled it brought unwanted attention

11 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

was it london

11 hours ago

Yes - definitely

or when i was at marham

11 hours ago

Don't count on it

was it when i went to squad in london i picked this up

11 hours ago

Don't count on it

Is Ron Greg going to the night club tonight with Marcus and Jess ?

11 hours ago

My reply is no

you write about yoursel in the third person

11 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

jim obsessed

11 hours ago

Without a doubt

i had no choice you say was it the voices in your head hahahahaha

11 hours ago

Yes

you bait me to then label me

11 hours ago

It is decidedly so

whats wih the gravel ads and norfolk resin driveways

12 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Does Michael love about me

16 hours ago

Outlook good

Does Michael care about me

16 hours ago

Yes

Will Michael contact me

16 hours ago

Yes

Will I Get off with one of the waitresses at Wendy's?

20 hours ago

Don't count on it

Will I Get off with one of the waitresses at the restaurant?

20 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Will I Get off with one of the waitresses at the restaurant?

20 hours ago

Ask again later

Will I Get Off With One Of The Serving Women at the lunch club?

20 hours ago

You may rely on it

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

21 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

21 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

21 hours ago

Don't count on it

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

21 hours ago

Don't count on it

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

21 hours ago

You may rely on it

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

21 hours ago

Don't count on it

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

21 hours ago

Ask again later

Should I switch my schedule?

23 hours ago

Yes

G will I be successful?

24 hours ago

You may rely on it

G will I be successful?

24 hours ago

Cannot predict now

WOukd b

24 hours ago

Signs point to yes

WOukd I

24 hours ago

Very doubtful

Was she

24 hours ago

It is certain

Ma che palle. Questa qua solo parla sciocchezze. È dai vafanculo.

1 day ago

It is certain

friends are a luxury not an essential so i dont need crappy people

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

will the slime rancher movie come out this year

1 day ago

My sources say no

G will Kongka reach out again?

1 day ago

Yes

Is waiting the better path

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Should I cancel and go Tuesday

1 day ago

Most likely

Ma che cavolo questa persona sta dicendo,eh?

2 days ago

My sources say no

When you force someone to places and around people they don't want to be, don't be surprised when they blow up in your face for it

2 days ago

Outlook good

Chi é tu?

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Why do you spam me with cheap women ads. You that desperate

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Who cares

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

Is everything going to be ok at work?

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Did she

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

Did that

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Who doesn’t want to be happy? I do want to be happy. I want, I do.

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Who doesn’t want to be happy? I do want to be happy.

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Who doesn’t want to be happy? I do!

2 days ago

My reply is no

Thank you. I do hope so too.

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Am I going to still be happy in this life?

2 days ago

Yes

Am I going to still be happy in this life?

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Am I going to still be happy in this life?

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

Is everything going to be ok at work?

2 days ago

My sources say no

So I want to make a fancy gift for my friend, but she didn't get me anything too expensive for my gift, so should I escape my gift idea to match here?

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Quem é você?

2 days ago

Yes

I never asked for forgiveness, i dont know how you are allowed to do this day in day out but i want it stopped

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

its a narcissistic thing to do in my opinion to say you forgive someone because you are a good person even when they dont deserve forgiveness

2 days ago

You may rely on it

i just want to be let alone not told you forgive me for reacting to the rubbish you send me

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

i dont care that everyday you say you forgive even when i dont deserve it

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

will my eff job application be approved?

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Some people simply aren’t a match and ever will be. They’re like water and oil.

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

If I go to bingo tonight will I win big

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Will I leave for better opportunities

2 days ago

Most likely

Will I leave for better

2 days ago

It is certain

Will I leave for better

2 days ago

My sources say no

Will I leave

2 days ago

It is certain

Should I leave

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Should I leave

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Should I leave

2 days ago

Ask again later

Will I get a precaution

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

Will I get disciplined

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Has y said I’m bullying her

2 days ago

It is certain

Hocemo li Milovan i ja biti ponovo zajedno

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

does my mom love me

2 days ago

Very doubtful

will i have children

2 days ago

Outlook good

will i have children

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

will i do well in that role

2 days ago

My sources say no

will i do well in that role

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

should i go with the position here i applied too

2 days ago

It is certain

Does Emily miss me?

2 days ago

Most likely

Do they have a plan

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

I here Wendy does 4 for 100 should I reconsider the invite

3 days ago

Most likely

I here Wendy does 4 for 100 shluld

3 days ago

My reply is no

Will I get my money today?

3 days ago

Yes

Was that

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Will she

3 days ago

My reply is no

Will he be mad

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

3 days ago

Ask again later

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

3 days ago

Outlook good

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

3 days ago

Outlook good

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

3 days ago

Outlook good

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

3 days ago

Most likely

Did bernice take mumu

3 days ago

Outlook good

Does bernice have mumu

3 days ago

My reply is no

Did bernice take mumu

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

the math isn't mathing

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

why do you spam someone with tv shows who doesnt have a television

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

G will I have children?

3 days ago

Don't count on it

Why did me and Marc didn’t work

3 days ago

Most likely

Is it, though?

3 days ago

My reply is no

What movie should I watch?

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

am I an elephant?

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

do i like boy

3 days ago

Outlook good

do i like men

3 days ago

It is certain

pie is poo

3 days ago

Very doubtful

do i like men

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

do i like men

3 days ago

My reply is no

pie is poo

3 days ago

Without a doubt

do i like men

3 days ago

It is certain

do i like men

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

pie is

3 days ago

Yes

do i like women

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

do i like women

3 days ago

It is certain

do i like women

3 days ago

Outlook good

do i like women

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

do i like women

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Should i go to bandjghjkuhyt6

3 days ago

Without a doubt

do i like women

3 days ago

Outlook good

do i like women

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

do i like women

3 days ago

Outlook good

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