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It never happened when I was in Telford or Kent only in Norfolk are you able to erase my words and replace them with yours

49 minutes ago

Don't count on it

I have a video of you changing what I write before as evidence that I'm not making it up

50 minutes ago

My sources say no

Why do these people change what I write on here

51 minutes ago

Most likely

Why do these people change what I write on here

51 minutes ago

Very doubtful

Why do these people change what I write on here

51 minutes ago

Ask again later

Why do these people change what I write on here

51 minutes ago

Better not tell you now

Is the house clean enough if they onesie people need to check our house as well

52 minutes ago

Without a doubt

Is the house clean enough if they onesie people need to check our house as well

52 minutes ago

It is decidedly so

Is the house clean enough if they onesie people need to check our house as well

52 minutes ago

My reply is no

Is the house clean enough if they onesie people need to check our house as well

52 minutes ago

You may rely on it

Is the house clean enough if they onesie people need to check our house as well

52 minutes ago

Reply hazy, try again

Is the house clean enough if they onesie people need to check our house as well

52 minutes ago

Outlook good

Is the house clean enough if they onesie people need to check our house as well

52 minutes ago

Don't count on it

Is the house clean enough if they onesie people need to check our house as well

52 minutes ago

Reply hazy, try again

G will I have success?

1 hour ago

Don't count on it

You spam with AJ ads. Why

1 hour ago

It is decidedly so

What's this AJ thing about you have done it for years and yet it doesn't mean anything to me.

1 hour ago

Yes - definitely

I don't know who you are but you never ever say anything of value

2 hours ago

It is certain

Why do you change what I write

2 hours ago

Ask again later

Did the same stuff last year when we moved here

2 hours ago

Yes - definitely

What is going on with the van going both side of the house then your fake number to tap my phone

2 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Change my words to your crap

2 hours ago

Ask again later

Will the white men want to move FFS you a racist pos

2 hours ago

It is decidedly so

G will I have the success?

5 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Why are they so desperate to communicate with me.

11 hours ago

You may rely on it

How much longer until they are out of my life

12 hours ago

Very doubtful

How much longer until they are out of my life

12 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

How much longer until they are out of my life

12 hours ago

My sources say no

How much longer until they are out of my life

12 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

How much longer until they are out of my life

12 hours ago

Better not tell you now

How much longer until they are out of my life

12 hours ago

Don't count on it

Why did you put that repulsive obese photo or videos of men. I need to go to sleep and don't ever want to see a morbidly obese man exercising.its disgusting.

12 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Why did you put that repulsive obese photo or videos of men

12 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Will he text me. If you are as annoying to 'him' as you are to me. He's probably blocked you. I know I would

12 hours ago

Very doubtful

Pretending to be a women again now I deleted you sht

12 hours ago

Yes

You also spammed they moved to South America, started that story when this Gaby character turned up and started changing what I write.

12 hours ago

Yes - definitely

You did the same last year. All of last year. I'm sure the UN has a team looking I to that sort oft Hong so carry on, I will report your alleged n a z I family

12 hours ago

Don't count on it

You started to this again over the last week but all anyone else sees if me reacting to it on here

12 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Repeatedly spamming me when I said my grandmothers family were in a camp in Bavaria and some died there

12 hours ago

Very doubtful

You changed it from me calling out all of last year you kept spamming me your grandparents were n a z. I

12 hours ago

Very doubtful

am I going to live to see my sixtieth birthday ffs playing your I have a certificate card again

12 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Fyi If I do get the impression that's the case I will report you to the UK. I have zero tolerance for anti west, anti UK. If you are a traitor, I will tell others.

12 hours ago

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I don't get it myself because I don't want to know anyone or deal with them and their life problems.

12 hours ago

Very doubtful

It screams they can't know I asked but I need the information.

12 hours ago

My reply is no

Are you on the books for the Russians or irgc, because why would you need to know about people but are too lazy to ask them yourself

12 hours ago

Ask again later

To be honest a lot of people could say they know me, including those tonight. I don't know them though do I yet you would ask me about them. That's how you operate. Ask the person who doesn't know and ignore those who you have met. Why not ask them.

12 hours ago

Without a doubt

Can't even take my dog around the block without a stream of cars parking up, pulling off or just driving around two or three times.

12 hours ago

It is certain

This obsession finding out who knows me to have cars driving around while I walk my dog. It's a bit said driving around and around s.talking me online in person.

12 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Not sure who would do the same thing every day to me and expect a different response. It's been 3 years of doing the same thing yet here we are. You still won't fvk off

12 hours ago

Most likely

Still don't know why you repeatedly spam me with dating older women. It makes you look sad and it's disgusting to me.

12 hours ago

Most likely

So how much more of my life are you going to waste because you can't find out about people I don't know and don't want to speak to you.

12 hours ago

Ask again later

My grandad used to say act your age, not your shoe size.

12 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

I think she used to say grow up.

12 hours ago

Outlook not so good

You did this same stunt all of last year, pizzed mum off your silly little bs in my phone

12 hours ago

Without a doubt

can i get over him soon ?FFS.

12 hours ago

Very doubtful

Fyi, spamming with sas airlines. Not sure what direction you were going with, not the skodas

13 hours ago

You may rely on it

If you are so connected, you would know everyone and everything domestic and globally as you have covered all basis with your ads.

13 hours ago

Very doubtful

Spamming with NCA, MI5, mi6 ads means nothing.

13 hours ago

My sources say no

Don't sure who you are sending it to but I don't want to talk to you ever. Never have never will. I doubt other people who have the luxury that you haven't gotten into their phone want you either.

13 hours ago

It is certain

Please just leave me alone, I'm not sure why you are so desperate to know who anyone is if you can't ask them. They obviously don't want you and I shouldn't be the default to hound as they aren't accessible. Stop spamming me with a subpoena company

13 hours ago

As I see it, yes

You felt the need to hak my phone to tell me. I don't care about your problems because you are making yourself a problem to me

13 hours ago

Yes

You have a lot of built up distrain for anyone you have encountered in a suit

13 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

It's the only time I've ever encountered people who are haking and hounding me, threatening to kill me then trying to go after legitimate legal individuals who have some authority to act in their position and never hound me.

13 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Why hide if you have some sort of legitimate purpose and if so why do you need to talk to me. If you knew anything then you wouldn't need to talk to me.yet you act like you are righteous and go after everyone else

13 hours ago

Very doubtful

What's your wend goal? Because this is boring.yoy hak in then hide like a coward then come back 5 minutes later.

13 hours ago

As I see it, yes

What authority do you think you have

13 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Do you think threatening me or anyone else was a good idea and to continue to hound me

13 hours ago

Without a doubt

Why do you try to find out who people are to go after them for years and find out who I know

13 hours ago

You may rely on it

Spamming 'does Jordan want to get back with me' ffs

13 hours ago

My reply is no

Will I do a make up tutorial with Sally when she gets back? Ffs

13 hours ago

My sources say no

is my wife a roman fvking off troll

13 hours ago

My sources say no

How much longer is this going on for. Am I going to have to suffer this everyday for the rest of my life

13 hours ago

Better not tell you now

So sick of your spamming, is it that Simon story bs.

13 hours ago

Most likely

Tell this Australia to get lost. Same fvker different year. Get lost.

13 hours ago

Better not tell you now

All you care about is oppressing me. How many more years are you planning this? You are sick in the head.

13 hours ago

Cannot predict now

You are a vile person. You aren't welcome any of you. You take it in turns to hound me. I removed everyone from my life so no one is welcome and yet you think you know best.

14 hours ago

You may rely on it

So take your stannah stairlift ads, you chats for old people and get lost

14 hours ago

My reply is no

You are sick to do this to me and to want me to know how you do it in real time

14 hours ago

Outlook not so good

The sick part is that you recently changed what I wrote to communicate directly with me on this site to say that you own me then change it when I try to post it for others

14 hours ago

Outlook good

The other one you spread is that I'm highly sensitive despite not knowing me and then using it as an excuse to speak to me like a 5 year old.

14 hours ago

As I see it, yes

I heard people say, see I told you she was like that. It seems to come from the people doing things though. Different places, same actions and same words to define it.

14 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Do you understand it's called reactive abuse. And that makes you the abuser to purposely to it to me for a meltdown to gleefully use against me while omitting your own actions as you erase it when I try to post it.

14 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Not sure why for nearly 3 years you hak into my devices to spam me every single day until I react.

14 hours ago

It is certain

Something I wonder if you see how fvked up you all are but then I think you don't see me as a person and think I deserve it.

14 hours ago

Most likely

You changed what I write on here to spam, tell me how you are stopping me live and keep me on the poverty line or try to interrogate me about people you know.

14 hours ago

My sources say no

Not sure why you think what you do to me is ever ok or while doing it you repeatedly suggest to go talk to dead people.

14 hours ago

My reply is no

The fact it's always what country are you going to suggests you have no intention of leaving me alone in the UK but also asking where I'm moving you don't plan on leaving me alone in any country. I feel like I had this same question for years. I remember my mum mentioning something like this before I went to telford

14 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Why am I always running away for you to hunt me down and continue. I shouldnt have to leave the country or be repeatedly spammed about different names and countries trying to find out where I go next. My life is none of your business. So back up and fvk off

14 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Moving 3 times in 3 years hundreds of miles each time for you to still recruit, s.talk and disrupt my life then you now suggest to move to Israel like you aren't haking and spamming.

14 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Also why do you put those send this to someone who should move to Israel. Why is it always me moving and no matter where I am you still hound me daily.

14 hours ago

Without a doubt

Why do you put spiders in my Instagram feed

14 hours ago

You may rely on it

It was us forced back here by those who come on here and also read my emails so I couldn't get a job as they bragged about telling companies about me. I ran out of money to support my mum and I. It's just me and my dog now.

15 hours ago

Yes

Im sorry I still us and we. Everything was always to try and make our lives better together. My mum would always correct me if I said I want to do something. She would say we. It's a habit that needs to be updated.

15 hours ago

Very doubtful

There aren’t more us. It’s just you. You Said your mom died last year.

15 hours ago

My sources say no

Will I get out of here soon

16 hours ago

My sources say no

Why would they do it to us

16 hours ago

You may rely on it

Why did they force us here

16 hours ago

Very doubtful

Does Emily still have strong feelings towards me?

18 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Will I end up like the Boeing and others

19 hours ago

You may rely on it

Should I be worried

19 hours ago

Ask again later

O.o

20 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Are they coming after me for revenge

20 hours ago

Better not tell you now

It must be tiring constantly needing to paint me as a liar or jealous when I highlight your actions

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Maybe if you kept your things to yourself, you wouldn’t need to do that like your did with the numberplate fiasco

1 day ago

My reply is no

I didn’t know if I should say something or ignore it but when I call you out on something like your Harland obsession you always out a catty videos like getting treatment for a double chin. Always spiteful catty bs.

1 day ago

Don't count on it

It’s been going on for months. I thought you would have gotten over it by now.

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

It’s wrong to look at a man like that who’s not yours.

1 day ago

Yes

Why don’t you look at a man who’s single

1 day ago

Yes

Navy double breasted suit while he had the bun hair.

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

I get your sht in my feed

1 day ago

Yes

Why do you look at Instagram of erling Harland. Like girl crush insta clips

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Why do they all copy them. They act like they hate them then start copying the men.

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

You dont need to know where I will be buried because you aren't welcome at my grave

1 day ago

You may rely on it

I'm sick of every single day hounding me with the most disgusting things

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Now you use other people who have died as an opportunity to hound me

1 day ago

Without a doubt

You think hounding me about how my mum died for a year is acceptable. You are fvked in the head.

1 day ago

Without a doubt

For the last week give or take

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Is that why you spammed with gunner football

1 day ago

Most likely

Using personal loses as a stick to beat me with and to hak my phone to do it.

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

You are a bottom feeder

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

who is chris? Fvk off

1 day ago

Ask again later

Telling me to go talk to him or spamming last night that they need to be naked to do crp on is sickening

1 day ago

Without a doubt

You clearly know George hanged himself during covid

1 day ago

Outlook good

Am i suffering from black magic. Wha wha wha all you say when you are a spiteful pos

1 day ago

Don't count on it

If you were anyone you would already know but you ain't. Always trying to look in.

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

At least you were cut short abusing doc

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Left the envelope half put of the box when you dressed like a chav sped off when I came back.

1 day ago

Most likely

You looked at my burial docs

1 day ago

Most likely

will blackburn rovers beat burnley next sunday. Fvk off I don't even know where Burnley is

1 day ago

My reply is no

Will me and dom go away in June fvk off. You are always spamming me with your chasing after men like a desperate sleeze

1 day ago

My reply is no

Will I leave work because I lost my notebook? Fvk off your petty bs isn't my problem

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Why did you change what I wrote the other day to go talk to george

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Will I be rid of these people so I can find a job and them not know where I am

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

And the cars pulling up. Is it because I rejected your har as sment for years and local people can't accept no

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Who's flash photography on the walk last night

2 days ago

Most likely

G will I have the success?

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

G will I have the success?

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

G will I have another girlfriend?

2 days ago

My sources say no

G will I have success?

2 days ago

Don't count on it

G will I have success?

2 days ago

Ask again later

G will I have success?

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Will I see Meghan?

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

Will I hear from Meghan?

2 days ago

Yes

Will I have surgery this year

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

Will he hold it against me if I don’t go?

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Should I go to the funeral?

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

Will I hear from Meghan?

3 days ago

Very doubtful

Will I see Meghan?

3 days ago

Don't count on it

Haven't been able to reverse your bs and just keep on s.talking me

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

So when you are going to fvk off out of my emails so I can get a job and away from you all.

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

I also offer performance reviews for shoddy work and happy to provide a full and detailed reviews as you are stopping my jobs so I have an abundance of time.

3 days ago

It is certain

Given the fact you are in my devices and s.talking me for years you would know I have never spoken to any of the people you pretend to be yet your silly little head can’t accept any facts even when they are told to you directly.

3 days ago

Ask again later

After spamming with your montage of things you could learn of LinkedIn, you then always spam with I’m not going to help you as if it’s the person you are pretending to be.

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

You did the same for the entirety of last year while you only ever spam me with insurance or third rate companies but you don’t know that. You watch inane guys on YouTube to learn about finance, if you were any of the people you pretend to be you wouldn’t do any of the things I’ve mentioned

3 days ago

Without a doubt

You need to talk to me more than I need to talk to you. You spam a montage of different things trying to make it look like the history or attributes of a particular person.

3 days ago

Ask again later

Is it the crazy wife who keeps S.talking me? I think you are a NPC

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

You never answer but can change my words at other times.

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

Why did you force us back here then try to stop me leave

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

Wear what you like doesn't make you a better person

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

You wore sunnies because he wore sunnies.

3 days ago

My reply is no

Following behind on your motorbike

3 days ago

Most likely

Coming on here before asking red or blue

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

Get lost you rage baiter think wearing a red top because they wear the opposing team while you cycled past the house when I lived in kent

3 days ago

Don't count on it

Get lost you rage baiter think wearing a red top because they wear the opposing team while you cycled past the house when I loved in kent

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

G will i have success?

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

Every single time.

3 days ago

My sources say no

Why do they always miss the mark, if I like apples they put bananas.

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

Why do you spam about not competing with others. Leave me alone and take your man issues with you.

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

Curry or gravy get lost

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

Glad I'm not into gentiles. Sloppy and immoral

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

Dating match you are a nasty person

3 days ago

Without a doubt

How much longer are we to be trapped here

3 days ago

Yes

How much longer are we to be trapped here

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

How much longer are we to be trapped here

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

How much longer are we to be trapped here

3 days ago

Ask again later

How much longer are we to be trapped here

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

How much longer are we to be trapped here

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

That's the boring, immature idiot

3 days ago

It is certain

Troll stannah

3 days ago

Very doubtful

DOES REUBEN LOVE CHLOE fvk off

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

Date your dating ads as well you desperate disgusting creep

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

Should we go on vacation in December 2013? Fck off

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

So until I get back to where I feel at home I'm stuck here in jogger bottoms and jumpers because I'm not wearing my nice clothes in a place filled with horrible memories and surrounded awful people

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

A real suit not a flammable situation

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

This doesn't ever happen to me with any person who wears a suit.

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

I almost forgot antisemitic

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

What a side you have, between the financial activities, the haking and breaking and entering, threats, now erasing my words to ask for sx. What a disgusting motley crew

3 days ago

Yes

Hak to spam for sx. Tell me you aren't a predator without telling me you aren't a predator

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

oh botty sx yes? Are you a nasty slimeball

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

I was better last year as I had mum here with me. I could go for days between meltdowns but now it's different. You use the fact I will soon be homeless and know I can't afford to rent as I don't have a job which you also stop unless you have someone in place already to do things off books

3 days ago

Yes

Ii also stopped apologising when I was the only one and it's supposed to bring a meaningful different but you never stopped

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

I'm not haking, tracking intimating, spamming or threatening. I'm reacting and telling you the fvk off as I ran out of nicer words and patience some time ago when nothing changes

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

The worst thing I do is come on here and have a meltdown to express myself.

3 days ago

Outlook good

Don't go to London, most people wear them you will have a panic attack

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Act like a little b*tch last Thursday over some suits

3 days ago

My reply is no

Tried to take my freedom that I have left and wanted to lock me up

3 days ago

My sources say no

This is my only way I can express myself and you try to erase that aswell

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

So you still spam me, how many people have you hounded like this? It's not effective

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

You just make stuff up to blame me for and ignore the fact you have followed me around the country, violated my ability to wash and tried to interrogate me because your ego won't accept that you don't need to know what others haven't told you

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

You don't accept facts or reality and still go full steam ahead with your bs and try to twist everything to fit your lies.

3 days ago

Very doubtful

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