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I bet you wear Tommy Hilfiger or have a problem with being told your don’t have clearance to know things and your ego can’t accept it.

2 minutes ago

Very doubtful

Just going around in circles trying to find links and connections with people that don’t exist. You have picked a team that is riddled with rotten apples and are desperately trying to blame others, is that why your side blamed every wrong doing including incorrectly blaming those in Europe on me for things that happened before I even worked at a company. That’s a stretch of anyones reality

3 minutes ago

It is certain

Why is it difficult for you to stop spamming me with strangers multiple times a day and accept You are an obsessed freak who won’t leave me alone.

6 minutes ago

Don't count on it

Spamming with Switzerland again, you think spamming with and trying to imply it’s someone I’ve never spoken to means something.

7 minutes ago

Very doubtful

She said she hated him so I’m allowed to hate someone as well and that is this fvking haker troll cvnt

14 minutes ago

My sources say no

My mum says never to hate anybody when I say I hate someone but she hated her son and I hate you

15 minutes ago

Concentrate and ask again

I hate you, does that compute

16 minutes ago

Outlook not so good

You change what I write you your pathetic sht

16 minutes ago

You may rely on it

is he feeling the same? Fvk off

17 minutes ago

Don't count on it

You do this for a reaction from me, I’m trying to get away from you. We are not the same you fvkwit

21 minutes ago

Yes

Leave me alone you ugly troll

22 minutes ago

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Am I pregnant you are an ugly troll. Maybe a blind alcoholic thought any port in a storm

22 minutes ago

Better not tell you now

We are not the same, you are a troll

23 minutes ago

Yes

Da li cu naci fvk off

23 minutes ago

Most likely

Pack up your sht and fvk off out of my ipad

30 minutes ago

Most likely

They men who wolf whistle because they can’t have an intelligent conversation

30 minutes ago

As I see it, yes

I asked my mum what she saw in him and she didn’t know, said construction is boring asf. I’m not making the same mistake as her

31 minutes ago

Outlook not so good

Why does this dikhead say I’m their twin flame and then spam with construction.

32 minutes ago

Most likely

Why does this dikhead say I’m their twin flame and then spam with construction.

32 minutes ago

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My f deadbeat dad was an engineer I used to put earphones in when he spoke because it was always a load of sht that came out

33 minutes ago

Signs point to yes

Why do you think I would want to talk to someone in construction or engin

33 minutes ago

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does he want me I wish you would fvk off

34 minutes ago

Signs point to yes

is conor gonna ask georgia to prom fvk off you t

35 minutes ago

Outlook good

Why do you think I would ever want to talk to a builder?

36 minutes ago

Very doubtful

You need shutting down you fvking waste of oxygen. Maybe get some real friends instead of forcing yourself on my like a digital r a p I s t

40 minutes ago

Outlook not so good

Take your stupid ads and fvk off.

40 minutes ago

Most likely

Stop trying to talk to me, stop spamming me you make me want to vomit you ugly hideous desperate troll

41 minutes ago

Yes - definitely

I shouldn’t have to deal with such a hideous beast of a human trying to talk to me every day calling me your twin flame, need your head reading you delusional pos fvk off

41 minutes ago

Don't count on it

You make me sick with your driveways, I hate work men they are dumb like my biological disappointment father

42 minutes ago

Concentrate and ask again

Thank you twin flame :) fvk off ugly cvnt

43 minutes ago

You may rely on it

Don’t play the worried card bs, if you were worried about someone you would leave them alone when they tell you to fvk off

1 hour ago

Don't count on it

Maybe read the videos you spam me with, don’t hear what I didn’t say. As I’ve never spoken to you. Shut up

1 hour ago

Very doubtful

When something doesn’t fit your fake reality, you just spam me to try to rewrite my existence. You are a psycho creep fvk off.

1 hour ago

It is decidedly so

That’s the problem you don’t know me, never spoken to me and yet you think you are an expert based on the bullsht you make up in your head

1 hour ago

Signs point to yes

Next time you want to gaslight with lies, wind your neck in because your false narrative I’m not able to do anything and need you around stifling me doesn’t wash.

1 hour ago

It is decidedly so

Now you try to say London is dangerous and I shouldn’t be there. I used to spend nearly every weekend in London on my own at the age of 12 for national squad training. Sell your bs to someone who can tolerate you.

1 hour ago

Yes - definitely

You are the crazy one, used to hide behind my locker to listen in to my conversations with people, tried to stop me transfer to get away from you then tried to have me fired when that didn’t work

1 hour ago

You may rely on it

Then you try the same things at every company and office since yet you spam that I need the help. I need to be left alone

1 hour ago

You may rely on it

A person I had blocked 2 years prior and hadn’t spoken to.

1 hour ago

Outlook not so good

What kind of crazy person would know when I drove 3 hours to turn up at a Waitrose car park when the shop had shut just to watch me 18months after I left that office or get people to email me the night before my mothers memorial service

1 hour ago

My reply is no

And forced me here after being caught looking up my address and driving past my house

1 hour ago

Without a doubt

Is that why she unfortunately asked about my fat face skirt

1 hour ago

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She kept dressing like me and getting other women to dress like me to snag a guy she thought liked me

1 hour ago

Most likely

How would that crazy psycho know when I was travelling

1 hour ago

Signs point to yes

Cause I was doubtful if she wanted me to hold the baby ffs

1 hour ago

Cannot predict now

You remind me off this old woman in her 60s she turned up Waitrose carpark in wymondham while I lived in Kent after hours when I was using the cash point to sta lk me

1 hour ago

Signs point to yes

You remind me off this old woman in her 60sb

2 hours ago

My reply is no

Why doesn't this good for nothing vile troll leave me alone and get the fvk out of my phone

2 hours ago

Yes - definitely

You are evil to want this, evil to spam me with it and to also brag about stopping my jobs

2 hours ago

You may rely on it

You could look for a single guy but you only want someone elses

2 hours ago

Don't count on it

This is why I'm single, people are sharks and only want what others have

2 hours ago

It is decidedly so

It's about being better than a her.

2 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

People would say they want to be with a guy they wouldn't say it if her was with someone and they wouldn't say over someone else like that person is inferior

2 hours ago

Most likely

You hate for her is more than your interest in the guy

2 hours ago

Don't count on it

You are always saying you want some guy to be with you over her, who's her

2 hours ago

My reply is no

Why do you want to break people up

2 hours ago

Don't count on it

These are names you know, not me so stop spamming me with people I couldn't care less about and know even know

2 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

does craig turner love me fvk off with this name sht

2 hours ago

Don't count on it

Go talk to Samaritans instead of infecting others with your toxcity

2 hours ago

My reply is no

I don't know you. I don't know what couple you are trying to destroy but it's sick and you down to the ground

2 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Always spamming will help leave her for me

2 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Stop spamming about wanting to split people up

2 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Does Jonny love me fvk off

2 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Srop trying to communicate with me. You are nothing to me.

2 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Stop spamming me with you spiteful bs and now gaming

2 hours ago

Yes

should i leave requiem and start raiding fvk off

2 hours ago

You may rely on it

Work on your issues you have many and leave me alone

2 hours ago

As I see it, yes

I don't k ow why yyou are putting Samaritans in my ads, you are the one who needs to talk to them about your obsessive sta liking, haking and abuse catty remarks as so.eone who doesn't even know you and you won't leave alone

2 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Your issues aren't my problem so stop making them

2 hours ago

My sources say no

A large number of women abuser are g a y because they had issues and can't accept something.

2 hours ago

My sources say no

One of my best friends was g a y growing up. He had a fully functioning brains and didn't hak me and do any of this

2 hours ago

Cannot predict now

No it's because of your actions to my and my devices.why can't you understand that

2 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Hak my phone spam like a fvking spaz and say I don't like you because you allegedly to be g a. Y

2 hours ago

Cannot predict now

rwwwwwwwwrg gvk off you stupid fvking idiot

2 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Image if every time I did something you didn

2 hours ago

Yes

Image if every time I did something you didn't like I said, this person has a problem against women

2 hours ago

My sources say no

Will England win the World Cup? Fvk off changing what I write you fvking weasle

2 hours ago

Most likely

You are a problem in my life, you are not welcome in my life you are a nasty horrible person

2 hours ago

Signs point to yes

I care that you are stopping me live my life and being a horrible little weasel messing with my emails and bragging true or not that you have been deleting emails from companies wanting to hire me because you don't want me working in london

2 hours ago

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I don't even know you, know your name, know if it's true. I don't care if you are.

2 hours ago

My reply is no

I don't know you, stop trying to make everything about you being g a y

2 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Stop changing what I write stannah

3 hours ago

Without a doubt

You can live your life as you wish stop preventing me live mine

3 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Was it a healthy cake ? Fvk off

3 hours ago

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I don't know you, I don't like you and I shouldn't have to tolerate your controlling manipulation bs so fvkk off with your empty life that makes you spend your time looking at jewelry, clothing holidays and nothing of substance

3 hours ago

Don't count on it

You know I'm desperately trying to get a job and you brag that I shouldn't get one because it's in a place you don't want me to live

3 hours ago

Very doubtful

Just get lost. You forced me here took away my opportunities to leave now are tone deaf spamming me with frivolous bs while I have real problems to face. You live in a cotton wool world and I have real problems so sorry I don't have the energy or patience to make everything about you as always

3 hours ago

As I see it, yes

I'm not searching fin facts,

3 hours ago

You may rely on it

Take your lesbian video spamming and leave me alone. This isn't my algorithm

3 hours ago

Outlook good

Take your Chinese money obsession and get lost

3 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Spamming I only have me to depend on is different to someone actively stopping me

3 hours ago

It is certain

Take your jewellery ads and fvk off

3 hours ago

My sources say no

Take your bs and fvk off out of my life. Always trying to manage my life to fit your agenda and insecurities. Fvk off out of it.

3 hours ago

Outlook good

It's not about safe it's about preventing me live in the only place in the UK I want.it doesn't impact anyone else as you aren't welcome in my life

3 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Why thw fvk do they put videos that London isnt safe. When do I go out? I have security up here and I hate it. You have a problem with me wanting ot live in London for 2 years

3 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Take you bs and top secret comedy and get lost

3 hours ago

It is certain

Is 7 going to hit this roll? Fvk off

3 hours ago

Without a doubt

Do you see how sick and fvked up it is.

4 hours ago

Very doubtful

What do you think spamming someone you are trying to make homeless with jewellery ads is going to achieve.

4 hours ago

My sources say no

Will I be rid of everyone and they catty nasty spiteful behaviour

4 hours ago

My reply is no

Fake nice until behind closed doors I have experienced with them

4 hours ago

Don't count on it

No one else cares that I don't talk, L'Oréal said not to talk to them so I haven't, they also make catty remarks so I don't talk to anyone so you can't use it against me

4 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Why does it bother you if I don't talk to you

4 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Why do you think you look like brad Pitt

4 hours ago

Very doubtful

Who's wearing vanilla perfume and why were you moaning about the smell of it

4 hours ago

Don't count on it

I have no one, no where to live and that's not enough you stop my jobs and bragging you are getting wealthy from it

4 hours ago

You may rely on it

How am I supposed to move house with no car, no place to go to and no ability to store my clothes or life. No ability to rent as you stopped my job unless they get you off the hook

4 hours ago

Better not tell you now

You looked in my bank account and made comments I have too much money as an excuse that I don

4 hours ago

You may rely on it

You looked in my van account and made comments I have too much money as an excuse that I don't need a job

4 hours ago

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How do they think I can afford to move house with no place to live, no way to move the items and no place to store anything as they stop me earning money

4 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Shall i try my luck with the Albanians one final time for 2. Then delete the numbers for good?

9 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Shall i try my luck with the Albanians one final time for 2. Then delete the numbers for good?

9 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Shall i try my luck with the Albanians one final time for 2. Then delete the numbers for good?

9 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i try my luck with the Albanians one final time for 2. Then delete the numbers for good?

9 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i try my luck with the Albanians one final time for 2. Then delete the numbers for good?

9 hours ago

My reply is no

Shall i try my luck with the Albanians one final time for 2. Then delete the numbers for good?

9 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Shall i try my luck with the Albanians one final time for 2. Then delete the numbers for good?

9 hours ago

You may rely on it

Shall i try my luck with the Albanians one final time for 2. Then delete the numbers for good?

9 hours ago

Outlook good

Shall i try my luck with the Albanians one final time for 2. Then delete the numbers for good?

10 hours ago

Without a doubt

Shall i try my luck with the albanians one final time?

10 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Shall i try my luck with the albanians one final time?

10 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Shall i try my luck with the albanians one final time?

10 hours ago

Don't count on it

Shall i try my luck with the albanians one final time?

10 hours ago

Ask again later

And now you constantly monitor my emails to see what I'm looking for to trap me and force me into some bs you have set up. Leave me alone

12 hours ago

Ask again later

You broke my car and I can't afford the repairs

12 hours ago

Most likely

Just leave me alone instead of trying to make me homeless and without being able to travel.

12 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Why marmalade and all clear insurance all the time they change what I write

12 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Why do I have Bicester as a location

13 hours ago

Very doubtful

Why do I have Bicester

13 hours ago

You may rely on it

Will I get my own insta feed back without some gluten free crap in it

14 hours ago

Without a doubt

I don't know what the point of it is but you did it in Kent. Fvk off

14 hours ago

Cannot predict now

What's with your Birkin spamming

14 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Why do you think I wear the same clothes and have catty comments about that, because when I did wear other things that were nice I had comments about them and shamed for it.

15 hours ago

Outlook good

Have you ever apologised for anything you have done, no. You continue to do it like it's a g-d given right

15 hours ago

It is certain

Then the narcissist angle, that I never apologise. I'm not haking your phone and doing everything I've mentioned and more.

15 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Then there is the years of she's too fat to date me. She's so beneath my level. Who even are you. Don't ever see you in person, don't ever talk to you yet you spam me with these horrible comments for at least 3 years I can't remember. How long before you leave me alone

15 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Like destroying my life is your personal entertainment

15 hours ago

It is decidedly so

You really are a nasty piece of work. And what do you usually say. Zzzzzz I'm boring you

15 hours ago

Yes

Yet here you are still change what I write and spamming me with your spiteful comments.

15 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Yet you act like lady muck with your catty comments and calling me a gypsy.

15 hours ago

Don't count on it

Special forces didn't care they were guarding a caravan and that was purely down your little gang messing me around so I couldn't get a rented situation

15 hours ago

It is decidedly so

In the middle of an icy winter and yet you spammed catty remarks at me

15 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Was I supposed to care about your comments regarding my mum's house when we were living in the care because we couldn't face going indoors

15 hours ago

Outlook good

You add your own name in the mix with the spamming so you look like you are also targeted but really it's you

15 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

I don't like gossip and give out performance reviews to people who do it.

15 hours ago

Outlook good

Why do you always make such nasty catty comments about everyone like you are some good in your own head and spam me with them

15 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Low cl a ss

15 hours ago

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Why is my mum's house

15 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Why is he too common

15 hours ago

My reply is no

Who's david

15 hours ago

Without a doubt

You write catty comments to me then hide them when I press go

15 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Why are you such a coward that you don't want others to see what you write over my words

15 hours ago

Outlook good

You changed what appeared multiple times when I tried to send it for others to see because you want me to see it but no one else

15 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Spammed with a David and made a spiteful remark

15 hours ago

You may rely on it

does he love her still? Fck off

15 hours ago

As I see it, yes

You don't care how much damage you do to me you just want my attention all the time leave me alone

15 hours ago

Without a doubt

You change what I write because you constantly need attention and a pitty party.

15 hours ago

Don't count on it

Will anyone want to love me ? Leave me alone. You make everything about you. Spam me when I'm having the worst time and it's because of you leave me alone

16 hours ago

Signs point to yes

I'm not Kayleigh fvk off

16 hours ago

Better not tell you now

does kayleigh fancy me get lost leave me alone

16 hours ago

Better not tell you now

A constant battle to remember who I am and not pushed into someone else mould of me. A constant battle to get away from this place and be able to be free from this nightmare and everyday you minimise me with your spamming, trapping and overthrowing of my devices leave me alone

16 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Never do I have a day off, a moment to be myself, a moment of peace and freedom for years. Everything is always everyone elses

16 hours ago

Very doubtful

You are a permanent reminder that I'm constantly intruded upon every time I try to use my things. A reminder that I'm having your taste, your rubbish forced on me. Never can I have anything I like in my phone. Everything is all of your rammed in my face.

16 hours ago

Ask again later

Your clear insurance mountain warehouse all of them fvk off

16 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Take your ads get out of my phone and leave me alone

16 hours ago

It is decidedly so

You have used every painful experience you know to spam and trigger me then use my upset and torment against me

16 hours ago

My reply is no

Will Jeremy Ward respond to my note

16 hours ago

Yes

Now you spam me about getting money. You are sick in the head. The amount of damage you have to me.

16 hours ago

Signs point to yes

I came on here to ask you to leave us alone and the reasons but you did it more and more to cause us more stress when you knew it was affecting us. I begged you to stop and you threaten to kill me

17 hours ago

Without a doubt

When you cause me stress it impacts my health, you know this, when you caused stress to my mum to messed with her ms

17 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Why did you also spam me with naked women, items that were broken or constantly put video messages asking for the most precious item that was taken

17 hours ago

Ask again later

Why was this acceptable everything I mentioned day and night to you and then when I came on here, to protest what you were doing you try to have me sectioned

17 hours ago

My sources say no

Direction detached side and behind

17 hours ago

You may rely on it

My bedroom

17 hours ago

Very doubtful

Why did you flash light at

17 hours ago

Very doubtful

You change what I write to hide me posting it

17 hours ago

Yes

Flashed at my bedroom

17 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Why don’t you want me posting what you did

17 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Spammed about stopping my jobs when we were desperate to leave here so we were trapped and tortured daily having flashbacks and nightmare

17 hours ago

It is certain

I said you were spamming and every single day changing what was written to your sht, spammed about stopping her income, spamming about our abuser returning here to see us

17 hours ago

Ask again later

I came on here and said you were killing her

17 hours ago

Without a doubt

I begged you to leave us alone last year that you were causing me stress and my mum stress

17 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Everything happens in front of you and yet you close your eye then look to blame for months later. Forget the damage you cause everyday then try to gas light that it was my idea

17 hours ago

Yes - definitely

You wouldn’t put up with it. Yet you have done this to me for years.

17 hours ago

My reply is no

Do you think you could live under this

17 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

How do you constantly ruin my life and try to blame me for it when you are actively trapping me and spamming me

17 hours ago

My reply is no

What does that mean

17 hours ago

Ask again later

Do you ever look in the mirror and think maybe I’m the problem, spamming and hounding someone who doesn’t want me in their life

17 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Spamming with your nursery again

17 hours ago

Most likely

You erase me words on here multiple times a day. Even my own opinions are controlled

17 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Am I allowed to decide anything in my own life

17 hours ago

Without a doubt

It’s amazing how other people try and pick a man which they know is everything that I don’t like in a man. Still go full steam ahead despite knowing it’s completely wrong and forced

17 hours ago

Don't count on it

Will I will I be allowed to leave and not have some ugly inbred local set up like last year with your stupid premise to trap me here

17 hours ago

Most likely

Pizzing in the wind as usual

17 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Should I break up with peter fvk off

17 hours ago

My reply is no

Other than constantly moving the goal posts every time you spam a few more week a few more weeks. When have you decided I can live my life and it be as far away from you as physically possible.

17 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Other than constantly moving the goal posts every time you spam a few more week a few more weeks. When have you decided I can live my life and it be as far away from you as physically possible.

17 hours ago

Better not tell you now

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