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Just fvk off.

4 minutes ago

Cannot predict now

I don't know what you are trying to say, reference or imply.

4 minutes ago

Don't count on it

I'm not in on your stupid sick details fvk off

4 minutes ago

Signs point to yes

Spamming with names and ads with the same name.

4 minutes ago

Very doubtful

S e x u a l h a r a s s m e n t

6 minutes ago

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Is Jordan still in love with me? Fvk off

6 minutes ago

Don't count on it

does he wnk over me fvk off you sicko

6 minutes ago

Better not tell you now

is alan comeing to my house soon tonight fvk off

8 minutes ago

Don't count on it

You are a cancer in my life. Infecting it with your toxic trolling to push to me react on here.

9 minutes ago

Outlook good

Fvk off insecure

11 minutes ago

Reply hazy, try again

Take you she's not going to London just you and me bs

11 minutes ago

Very doubtful

the film or the literal code? Fvk off

11 minutes ago

Outlook good

You forced me here now what, what's your big fcking plan you stupid cvnt

12 minutes ago

Yes - definitely

Just leave me the fvk alone fcking troll

12 minutes ago

Signs point to yes

Fvk off with you AJ stuff. Another pointless bs

13 minutes ago

Reply hazy, try again

Just fvk off

21 minutes ago

Very doubtful

did someing happy to marvin at work t fvk offoday

22 minutes ago

It is certain

will caroline avril like the flowers i fvk off vastard

24 minutes ago

Cannot predict now

Fvk off cvnt

24 minutes ago

Very doubtful

Not a single person I find attractive so let me go if you want, you never had a chance with me. Deluded fool

25 minutes ago

Most likely

Stopping my jobs, putting your pathetic loves in my feed then saying I'm jealous

26 minutes ago

You may rely on it

Wasting my life you fvking cvnts.

26 minutes ago

Outlook not so good

Sould I let her go fvk off

26 minutes ago

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Putting your Dublin bs in my account last year over my job search fvking cvnt

27 minutes ago

Better not tell you now

If I asked her to prom after a while, would she actually say yes and go with me? Fvk off

29 minutes ago

It is certain

You are the problem when you are changing what I write to your nonsense

29 minutes ago

Yes - definitely

now? Fvk off

30 minutes ago

Very doubtful

Trolling for a reaction then saying they are the problem is reactive abuse

31 minutes ago

It is certain

Will I get this job I trialled for? Fvk off cvnt

31 minutes ago

My reply is no

Constantly trolling me then saying I'm jealous stupid

32 minutes ago

Very doubtful

Saying I'm jealous over a trolling pos pathetic insecure freak

32 minutes ago

Concentrate and ask again

Does John love Nicky fvk off

32 minutes ago

My reply is no

When I say fvk off and take you bs out of my insta

33 minutes ago

Most likely

Take you bs girl in 20s don't care vibes

33 minutes ago

Don't count on it

will i marry ritu panda? Fvk off cvnt

33 minutes ago

Yes - definitely

Insta girl in 20s living life bs fvk off

34 minutes ago

As I see it, yes

Insta girl in 20s living life Vs

34 minutes ago

As I see it, yes

Fvking science cvnt fvk off

34 minutes ago

It is decidedly so

Fvk off with your names, h bs

34 minutes ago

Outlook not so good

Take your labs and fvk off with your girl in 20s insta bull crap

35 minutes ago

Outlook good

Will fernando read it fvk off

35 minutes ago

My reply is no

Leave children alone pedo

36 minutes ago

As I see it, yes

Every time I reject you and your bs you say about harming yourself. I genuinely don't want to live with you in my life. That's not manipulation that's fact

37 minutes ago

Cannot predict now

Is starving bad get lost your manipulation doesn't work here. Your life isn't my responsibility so stop trying to put the onus on me for not tolerating your bs.

37 minutes ago

My reply is no

mario hate me who gives a flying fvk about mario, you don't even know what it means fvk off

38 minutes ago

It is decidedly so

Take your science and fvk off

39 minutes ago

It is certain

You were a spaz like this last year and the year before

2 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Other people's lives aren't your business so focus on being less of an idiot one day at a time and leave me alone

2 hours ago

It is certain

Ripp of people to make character out of them for story time.

2 hours ago

Outlook good

Is this another story for a little book

2 hours ago

My sources say no

Are you playing a teacher in your head today. You always spam with schools

2 hours ago

Most likely

I don't know a gabr, Ross or any of the other names you mention.

2 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Take you silly little act that comes out when you think it gets you out of whatever bs you are doing and fvk off

2 hours ago

Without a doubt

is gabriel adopted? Fvk off

2 hours ago

Signs point to yes

You do this then also try to portray you are UK version of mossad who had their little pagers. Some how the brain power isn't adding up

2 hours ago

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DOES MY BOYFRIEND LOVE ME YES OR NO ffs

2 hours ago

Without a doubt

Bit like spamming with companies of names you have collected. These things mean nothing to me and are so obvious you are playing your sad little games.

2 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Only an idiot would spam with such juvenile things.

2 hours ago

As I see it, yes

I don't know their process but I doubt if any would spam with such pathetic obvious bs.

2 hours ago

Most likely

Spamming with security service ads and other bs. You think I care?. You watch to much James bond

2 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Spamming with victorian terrace houses and other rubbish achieves what?

2 hours ago

Yes

I guess because you can't do it in a workplace you are attacking me online. You did try in the supermarket, what a sad state of affairs

2 hours ago

It is certain

My hairs turning grey and falling out like it did when you first started doing this rubbish

2 hours ago

Cannot predict now

This type of stuff is unparalleled

2 hours ago

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Everyday is a war, against a cretinous gang desperate to cancel out their bs by doing more of it.

2 hours ago

My reply is no

How do you expect a person to function when they are attacked daily

2 hours ago

My sources say no

Think playing a prat make you protected from the harm you caused me

2 hours ago

Most likely

How FFS fvk off

2 hours ago

My sources say no

Make me cry everyday and have headaches from the stress. You are your recruits.

2 hours ago

Most likely

Always like this when it's time to look at your actions.

2 hours ago

It is decidedly so

will i be better by summer? Doubt it, your fvked in the head

2 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Looking though my personal accounts to use against me and trap me in poverty then say your needs are greater and you need to win

3 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Is Harry thandi going to message me today? FFS

3 hours ago

As I see it, yes

You can't hide behind an illness when it comes on to cause me harm and avoid accountability.

3 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Even that child understood to go away, if you don't then you need devices taken from you are you aren't capable of being a civilised human and cause harm to me

3 hours ago

Very doubtful

You aren't very interesting, I have said I'm not interested and to leave but here you are. Charged up for another day of being a pratt

3 hours ago

Signs point to yes

This is you, you are the ADHD child, wanting someone attention all the time by getting into my phone and changing what I typed to your bs

3 hours ago

Without a doubt

There was a girl on my road about 6 maybe 7 she would ride her bike outside the house and shout look at me look at me.

3 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Anyone with an iq above 60 would know that spamming with details you know to someone who wasn't there. Doesn't make the person who wasn't aware or involved the problem

3 hours ago

Don't count on it

So when you try to portray me as the problem, how would I get these names or details that I know nothing about

3 hours ago

It is certain

You fail to understand these are names linked to you. Not to me

3 hours ago

It is decidedly so

You spam with a Ross and other names when I try to post it

3 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Will I get a new account at sjb? FFS get lost

3 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Will something happen with Ross? FFS

3 hours ago

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tehteteheeteeteethet ffs

3 hours ago

Most likely

Spamming about a husband then looking at engagement rings. How does that add up. You are married or you aren't. Fcking idiot

3 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

All you portray is women as window dressing, vapid airheads and only valid by the items they collect or the hobbies they have.

3 hours ago

My sources say no

You act like a 50 year old man pretending to be a girl.

3 hours ago

Ask again later

You aren't invited, act like a demented little child and are an annoying irritating creep.

3 hours ago

Signs point to yes

My life will be so much better without you

3 hours ago

Yes

Take your stupid boyfriend spamming and your welcome are best friends, we aren't I fcking hate you

3 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Are me and rob going to get marred I literally don't give a sht. Marry who you want just fvk off out of my life pos

3 hours ago

It is certain

Take your hideous Victorian terrorist houses with you

3 hours ago

You may rely on it

Should I go out tonight just fvk off

3 hours ago

Outlook good

Why do you spam with January birthday girl bs, I don't care about someone who begs for birthday wishes while telling others not to talk to me

3 hours ago

Very doubtful

I would say I couldn't give a sht but I saw the adds and it made me need the toilet.

3 hours ago

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Take your Nordic spirit and get lost from my devices

3 hours ago

Signs point to yes

What you fail to grasp is I moved on, I don't care and will shout from the rooftops when you do this stupid bs

3 hours ago

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It's intentional, placed and you have a reason to purposely to it.

3 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Why are you spamming me with a company I worked for when my screen flickers. As well as market place

3 hours ago

Most likely

Are miracle and Fran going to jump clear at hoys next week

4 hours ago

Most likely

Why do they try and make out I'm the problem when they spam with things I don't even know about people

6 hours ago

Without a doubt

I don't know why he features of other cvnts but you purposely put them on my feed. It's sick

11 hours ago

Outlook good

So take that ugly cvnt sinek look a like and get stuffed

11 hours ago

My reply is no

Don't play woe is me when I see exactly what games you play. If others don't then more fool them. I may be the bad guy In the story you tell people but I'm not doing things behind anyone's back

11 hours ago

Signs point to yes

I'm not looking up ugly men

11 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Why does my screen flicker and on my Instagram feed Simon sinek videos appear.

11 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Armed response didn't nickname TNT for no reason. you know what you are dealing with so quit playing games and erasing your actions that lead to that outcome

12 hours ago

My sources say no

Years you have been doing this. That fact you know my reaction by now shows it's malicious and you are aware of the reaction you will receive.

12 hours ago

Very doubtful

Then you spam my Instagram about how your feelings were hurt due to my reaction to your actions.

12 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Yet as always I'm a bad person for being tired of this rubbish everyday.

12 hours ago

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For goodness sake, it's constant. If you and your gang never leave me alone.

12 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Shall i? One last time?

13 hours ago

It is certain

Shall i? One last time?

13 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Shall i? One last time?

13 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i? One last time?

13 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Shall i? One last time?

14 hours ago

Very doubtful

Shall i? One last time?

14 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Shall i? One last time?

14 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Shall i? One last time?

14 hours ago

Very doubtful

Shall i? One last time?

14 hours ago

Yes

Shall i? One last time?

14 hours ago

My reply is no

Take your big motoring and get out. You are your desperate friends, I've been warned you are all desperate to know what I'm doing.

14 hours ago

Ask again later

Stannah stairs and paying for women, abhorrent creep

15 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Will I be found out on tuesday . Fvk off

15 hours ago

Don't count on it

So sick of these disgusting, fake vile creeps. Take your nasty lies and fvk off.

15 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Never met such a bunch of creepy, disgusting vultures. It's a trait you all have. While you think you may be better than others you would all trip over and stab eachother in the bag of it meant you get extra for it

15 hours ago

Most likely

All have the same slimy air about you, would do anything for money. Absolutely revolting.

15 hours ago

Cannot predict now

You and the rest of your good for nothing gang of idiots, like a bunch of special needs creeps hounding me

15 hours ago

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Take your amber ads, fvk off

15 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Never said he did you fvking idiot three years later, still a twit

15 hours ago

Ask again later

He said what if he does, aka it's never your. Fvking business how someone else lives their life.

15 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Take your Morgan and dani bs to

15 hours ago

Better not tell you now

You are boring and a fcking idiot

15 hours ago

Yes

I don't need your bs

15 hours ago

Yes

will he break in fvk off

15 hours ago

Without a doubt

Fvk off your with fake names and bs

15 hours ago

You may rely on it

Yet somehow that's absolutely fine and my reaction to your fvked up head is the problem

15 hours ago

You may rely on it

You just make stuff up in your head about someone and repeat it as if it's real. Then try to gaslight them with it until it's realty.

15 hours ago

My sources say no

Why do you spam with Canada immigration for 2 years,5-10 million . If you know me you would know to speak of money is vulgar. But like always you know nothing

15 hours ago

Yes

A personal who ragebaits another then calls them crazy when they snap

15 hours ago

My sources say no

A personal who rahebaits another then calls them crazy when they snap

15 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Taking my words and adding emotion to try and make out I'm angry, crazy

15 hours ago

Ask again later

Herentoy are with your fcking stair lift and sciatica bs

15 hours ago

My sources say no

Spamming you can't do anything when you are the problem

15 hours ago

Outlook good

Will I lose weight before holiday, get out

15 hours ago

My reply is no

Saying nothing you can do when you are the problem

15 hours ago

As I see it, yes

What you spammed me with and then names

15 hours ago

It is decidedly so

You are clutching at straws with things you know nothing about

15 hours ago

It is certain

nothign ic an do fvk off

15 hours ago

Don't count on it

Spamming with islam

15 hours ago

As I see it, yes

You are an idiot

15 hours ago

It is certain

Will Shaan kiss shay today? Fvk iff

15 hours ago

My sources say no

Will I Win A Million Pounds This Year? Fvk off

15 hours ago

Outlook good

Why the cats, I hate cats.

15 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Tv isn’t real life , get out of mine and take your little recruits with you

16 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Quit spamming with some trading show axel.

16 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Why do you spam about millions, it doesn’t even make sense. Get out and do away, I don’t benefit from you hounding me everyday

16 hours ago

Don't count on it

Why the fvk say and night is it always sciatic stuff

16 hours ago

It is decidedly so

It's not just creepy, it's an ick like damp socks

17 hours ago

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Tears absolute tears how fvked up you all are

17 hours ago

My reply is no

And again that doesn't narrow it down FFS

17 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Or even where I live when I'm not at the house that's another obsession

17 hours ago

It is certain

Have you travelled hundreds of miles to find me or looked up my details and drove past my registered address

17 hours ago

You may rely on it

You are so fcking creepy and the problem is, that doesn't narrow it down

17 hours ago

As I see it, yes

It's not built for some creep weirdo stalker and co

17 hours ago

My sources say no

My phone flickers because you are so desperate

17 hours ago

Outlook good

Spell illegal correctly next time

17 hours ago

Outlook good

illiegal FFS

17 hours ago

Without a doubt

Did Rogers appreciate their thank you card? Get out FFS

17 hours ago

Ask again later

You put sciatica ads and

17 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Honestly, your life is of no interest to me so get out of mine

18 hours ago

Ask again later

And this Amalia or Anita or Anna or Angela bs you spam me with for years just go the fvk away

18 hours ago

Don't count on it

And marine bs

18 hours ago

You may rely on it

Your hedge cutting

18 hours ago

It is certain

Will the 3rd baby end Gary and Clare’s marriage? Fvk off with your fake people

18 hours ago

My reply is no

You infested my phone to the point it hardly works so fvk off

18 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Take your stupid ads, fake drama and get out of here

18 hours ago

Cannot predict now

If brains were made of dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose

18 hours ago

It is decidedly so

You nutter, nut ntuttsz wow what a grown up

18 hours ago

My reply is no

I don't even know who you are, and it's cowardly to stalk someone but don't have the balls to talk to their face

18 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

All I know is you hacked me and won't fvk off despite being asked everyday

18 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Go away. If you have my number text me, if I don't reply take a hint and a fcking hike.

18 hours ago

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Nosey fvking parker.

18 hours ago

Outlook good

does he want to talk to m. Go away.

18 hours ago

My reply is no

I shouldn't have to put up with this at all

18 hours ago

Most likely

How much longer until they are out of my life

18 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

You make me cry every time you invade my phone. You are violating my life. Get out of my phone

22 hours ago

Very doubtful

You need an exorcism , you demon

23 hours ago

Yes

Are they being unfair to me at church? Go away

23 hours ago

Most likely

absolutettruthdoesanitahavemoneyinthebanknow go away with your spamming

23 hours ago

Signs point to yes

does he like me go away

23 hours ago

Very doubtful

I don't even know who you are leave me alone

23 hours ago

Better not tell you now

crap and double crap, what am i to do, when all i got is YOU ? Go away

23 hours ago

Cannot predict now

You brag you read my emails and put videos about deleting any for a job you don't have a contact in a company ready to repeat

23 hours ago

It is decidedly so

I literally don't contact you yet everyday you keep eintruding get out

23 hours ago

Very doubtful

Leave me alone and take your immigrate to Canada sht with you, two years and you still haven't fvked off

23 hours ago

Signs point to yes

And that's not enough so you still hound me

23 hours ago

You may rely on it

I worked so hard and put up with so much tog etc away and then you stopped me and forced us back here

23 hours ago

My reply is no

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