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Take your amber ads, fvk off

just now

As I see it, yes

Never said he did you fvking idiot three years later, still a twit

2 minutes ago

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He said what if he does, aka it's never your. Fvking business how someone else lives their life.

3 minutes ago

Better not tell you now

Take your Morgan and dani bs to

3 minutes ago

Better not tell you now

You are boring and a fcking idiot

4 minutes ago

Yes

I don't need your bs

4 minutes ago

Yes

will he break in fvk off

5 minutes ago

Without a doubt

Fvk off your with fake names and bs

5 minutes ago

You may rely on it

Yet somehow that's absolutely fine and my reaction to your fvked up head is the problem

7 minutes ago

You may rely on it

You just make stuff up in your head about someone and repeat it as if it's real. Then try to gaslight them with it until it's realty.

7 minutes ago

My sources say no

Why do you spam with Canada immigration for 2 years,5-10 million . If you know me you would know to speak of money is vulgar. But like always you know nothing

8 minutes ago

Yes

A personal who ragebaits another then calls them crazy when they snap

9 minutes ago

My sources say no

A personal who rahebaits another then calls them crazy when they snap

10 minutes ago

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Taking my words and adding emotion to try and make out I'm angry, crazy

10 minutes ago

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Herentoy are with your fcking stair lift and sciatica bs

11 minutes ago

My sources say no

Spamming you can't do anything when you are the problem

11 minutes ago

Outlook good

Will I lose weight before holiday, get out

11 minutes ago

My reply is no

Saying nothing you can do when you are the problem

12 minutes ago

As I see it, yes

What you spammed me with and then names

12 minutes ago

It is decidedly so

You are clutching at straws with things you know nothing about

13 minutes ago

It is certain

nothign ic an do fvk off

14 minutes ago

Don't count on it

Spamming with islam

16 minutes ago

As I see it, yes

You are an idiot

16 minutes ago

It is certain

Will Shaan kiss shay today? Fvk iff

16 minutes ago

My sources say no

Will I Win A Million Pounds This Year? Fvk off

17 minutes ago

Outlook good

Why the cats, I hate cats.

17 minutes ago

Cannot predict now

Tv isn’t real life , get out of mine and take your little recruits with you

1 hour ago

Better not tell you now

Quit spamming with some trading show axel.

1 hour ago

Signs point to yes

Why do you spam about millions, it doesn’t even make sense. Get out and do away, I don’t benefit from you hounding me everyday

1 hour ago

Don't count on it

Why the fvk say and night is it always sciatic stuff

1 hour ago

It is decidedly so

It's not just creepy, it's an ick like damp socks

2 hours ago

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Tears absolute tears how fvked up you all are

2 hours ago

My reply is no

And again that doesn't narrow it down FFS

2 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Or even where I live when I'm not at the house that's another obsession

2 hours ago

It is certain

Have you travelled hundreds of miles to find me or looked up my details and drove past my registered address

2 hours ago

You may rely on it

You are so fcking creepy and the problem is, that doesn't narrow it down

2 hours ago

As I see it, yes

It's not built for some creep weirdo stalker and co

2 hours ago

My sources say no

My phone flickers because you are so desperate

2 hours ago

Outlook good

Spell illegal correctly next time

2 hours ago

Outlook good

illiegal FFS

2 hours ago

Without a doubt

Did Rogers appreciate their thank you card? Get out FFS

3 hours ago

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You put sciatica ads and

3 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Honestly, your life is of no interest to me so get out of mine

3 hours ago

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And this Amalia or Anita or Anna or Angela bs you spam me with for years just go the fvk away

3 hours ago

Don't count on it

And marine bs

3 hours ago

You may rely on it

Your hedge cutting

3 hours ago

It is certain

Will the 3rd baby end Gary and Clare’s marriage? Fvk off with your fake people

3 hours ago

My reply is no

You infested my phone to the point it hardly works so fvk off

3 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Take your stupid ads, fake drama and get out of here

3 hours ago

Cannot predict now

If brains were made of dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose

3 hours ago

It is decidedly so

You nutter, nut ntuttsz wow what a grown up

3 hours ago

My reply is no

I don't even know who you are, and it's cowardly to stalk someone but don't have the balls to talk to their face

3 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

All I know is you hacked me and won't fvk off despite being asked everyday

3 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Go away. If you have my number text me, if I don't reply take a hint and a fcking hike.

3 hours ago

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Nosey fvking parker.

3 hours ago

Outlook good

does he want to talk to m. Go away.

3 hours ago

My reply is no

I shouldn't have to put up with this at all

3 hours ago

Most likely

How much longer until they are out of my life

3 hours ago

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You make me cry every time you invade my phone. You are violating my life. Get out of my phone

8 hours ago

Very doubtful

You need an exorcism , you demon

8 hours ago

Yes

Are they being unfair to me at church? Go away

8 hours ago

Most likely

absolutettruthdoesanitahavemoneyinthebanknow go away with your spamming

8 hours ago

Signs point to yes

does he like me go away

8 hours ago

Very doubtful

I don't even know who you are leave me alone

8 hours ago

Better not tell you now

crap and double crap, what am i to do, when all i got is YOU ? Go away

8 hours ago

Cannot predict now

You brag you read my emails and put videos about deleting any for a job you don't have a contact in a company ready to repeat

8 hours ago

It is decidedly so

I literally don't contact you yet everyday you keep eintruding get out

8 hours ago

Very doubtful

Leave me alone and take your immigrate to Canada sht with you, two years and you still haven't fvked off

8 hours ago

Signs point to yes

And that's not enough so you still hound me

8 hours ago

You may rely on it

I worked so hard and put up with so much tog etc away and then you stopped me and forced us back here

8 hours ago

My reply is no

Why did you force us here

8 hours ago

Better not tell you now

will I win tonight - get out

8 hours ago

Very doubtful

Why did you forced us back here

8 hours ago

It is certain

Why did you forced us back here

8 hours ago

Without a doubt

I don't need your canoodling drama in my life.

8 hours ago

It is certain

Why do you spam with dna tests today

8 hours ago

My reply is no

Quit with your yes or no spamming. I don't know what you are on about

9 hours ago

Without a doubt

I don't know or care who you are in my phone, I'm going to eat loads of garlic incase you turn up

10 hours ago

My reply is no

yes or no ? What is a swag

10 hours ago

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Play jewish music they hate it, give them kosher food it’s also halal and doesn’t break any rules.

11 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

G will I have success?

13 hours ago

Without a doubt

G will I have success?

13 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Will I kiss Sam by shotgunning?

14 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Will I kiss Sam by Wednesday?

14 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Will I kiss Sam this week?

14 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Should I kiss Sam this week?

14 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i? One last time?

21 hours ago

Yes - definitely

I fought bravely for seven long years, but it’s over.

22 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Like us A.S.R. I tried to convince myself that I could make things work between us and sort things out, but it was inevitable.

22 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Certain things aren’t meant to be or last.

23 hours ago

Don't count on it

Does he love me

1 day ago

Outlook good

Will they kick him out of the pub

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

G will I have success?

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

G will I have success?

2 days ago

Ask again later

Shall i? One last time?

2 days ago

It is certain

Shall i? One last time?

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Shall i? One last time?

2 days ago

Ask again later

Shall i? One last time?

2 days ago

It is certain

No, I am Gaby here and I am a woman. Not a man named Ben.

2 days ago

Outlook good

Is Ben here ?

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Anyone clean wheelie bins ?

2 days ago

You may rely on it

The maximum I’m ok with. It is to brush my hair and untangle it with a hairbrush.

2 days ago

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I mean it. I am a woman and I don’t like to take care of my hair. I only wash every 4/5 days per week.

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

I hate to wash and dry my hair with hair dryer. It’s annoying. A robot could do these activities for me.

2 days ago

Don't count on it

I hate to wash and dry my hair with hair dryer. It’s annoying.

2 days ago

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Will I actually have a baby

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Will I actually have a baby

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Am I pregnant

2 days ago

It is certain

Should I go and see Selina

3 days ago

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G will I have success?

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

I don't understand how you think it's acceptable to do this every time I don't live my life how you have decided. When I'm not punished how you believe I should be for wanting to get away from you and your gang

3 days ago

Outlook good

It explains the set up of spamming me for a reaction, if I ignore it, you do it until I respond

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Is it why you spam with the office video about cause, cause you hate her (me) and now for years are looking for different reasons to use against me

3 days ago

Yes

It's bizarre that you don't see the impact of your hounding has and think I should be able to function normally when you are manipulating me life

3 days ago

Don't count on it

Why is it an issue if I throw out rubbish or my own clothes

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

Why were you obsessed with wanting to disfigure me last year so no man would ever want me

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

Why are you obsessed with making me homeless, ruining every job I get or wanting to kill me when you believe things that aren't true and are jealous

3 days ago

Most likely

Yet, I'm the bad person when you can't control me or I dare try and clean up the place I'm forced to live

3 days ago

Yes

Slashed pipes, nails in tires and trackers on the land rover.

3 days ago

My reply is no

Put trackers on it in Kent and turned off the brakes in winter. Yet spammed I was having a hissy fit

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

You also came on here and asked about my car when it wasn't broken until the night prior. It turned on and I could drive around the driveway

3 days ago

Outlook good

Why did you manufacture the situation where I couldn't get a job and force us back here.

3 days ago

Very doubtful

No accountability for the upset, stress and destruction you have caused me just always looking to make sure I have less and less everyday and purposely keep me down so you feel superior. I don't even know you yet you are obsessed with me

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Perfect example of what you are doing is wrong yet you only watch what I'm doing to look for faults

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

Will Tom text me back? Leave me alone stop changing what I write

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

How many times as you made false claims against me? Weaponising a system of authority for years.

3 days ago

Very doubtful

All I'm doing is standing up for myself against the nasty horrible things you do to me as put in my phone.

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

You are doing the same things as last year except last year you were constantly calling me crazy and wanting me sectioned.

3 days ago

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Yet you say I'm the problem. How on earth do you think anyone could live under these conditions.

3 days ago

It is certain

Using a system to enforce control and trap someone is abuse. So is spamming that same person to get a reaction to use against them.did it all of last year.

3 days ago

My reply is no

Purposely attacking me them trying to get me into trouble is wrong. Especially when it's lies and you don't control the situation.

3 days ago

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Something isn't right where you go to such extreme if things happen that you can't control.

3 days ago

My reply is no

At least this week you aren't trying to claim I'm mossad

3 days ago

Don't count on it

Why do you have an issue with anything you can't control and whate to suffer

3 days ago

Don't count on it

Talking about my mother's finances and worrying her that she would lose them. Talking about someone coming back who attacked us. Threatening to harm me repeatedly

3 days ago

My sources say no

You were this mature last year since we were forced here, picking away at everything

3 days ago

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Everytime I try and clean where I'm living, it's an issue. You have some serious issues that make you attack me for mopping the floors

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

Like the digital version of putting your fingers in your ears as a small child would do

3 days ago

Don't count on it

Everytime I call out what you do, you spam me with incoherent trash

3 days ago

You may rely on it

UGLY FLIES WORMS what does this mean

3 days ago

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I don't know why you have a chip on your shoulder about people who have more than you then take it out on me. Did the same all of last year

3 days ago

You may rely on it

I don't know why you always post on here and spam my ads with what you are doing to me, it's sick in the head

3 days ago

It is certain

You owe me a new ECU like you ruined two on the landrover.

3 days ago

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Obsessed last night with where would someone go if they hate living in their house

3 days ago

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Take it off my car. You broke it last year never paid to fix it.

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

You made a typo.

3 days ago

My sources say no

Car backp

3 days ago

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Car backp

3 days ago

Outlook good

Did you mean "car backup"?

3 days ago

My sources say no

Car backp

3 days ago

It is certain

Car backp

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

Car backp

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

Car backp

3 days ago

Outlook good

Car backp

3 days ago

Outlook good

Car backp

3 days ago

It is certain

Car backp

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

Car backp

3 days ago

Don't count on it

Car backp

3 days ago

Ask again later

Car backp

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Car backp

3 days ago

My sources say no

Car backp

3 days ago

Don't count on it

Car backp

3 days ago

Most likely

Car backp

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

Car backp

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

Car backp

3 days ago

My reply is no

Car backp

3 days ago

Outlook good

Car backp

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

Car backp

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Car backp

3 days ago

Don't count on it

Car backp

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Car backp

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Car backp

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

Car backp

3 days ago

Yes

Car backp

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Car backp

3 days ago

Yes

I shouldn't have to go through everyday with these stupid things day and night.

3 days ago

Yes

Take your stalham apartment ads and go away. How do you believe anyone can function and not have migraine from this rubbish is beyond me

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

You have a real issue that you need to work on and detach yourself from obsessing over me. I don't even know or care who you are. I've met so many venomous creeps that you have probably recruited them aswell

3 days ago

Most likely

Then you wrongly believe I benefit from this situation. How do I benefit from living in fear, constantly stressed and needing security.

3 days ago

My sources say no

Its never enough, every single day for years this constant picking at me. Gas lighting, following me around the country and recruiting others. It's never enough.

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

All because you said you need to win. What are you winning? What do I have to lose for you to leave me alone or for you to have won

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

You still think I haven't suffered enough so do this daily

3 days ago

Very doubtful

I literally have nothing, I wear clothes with holes in them because you trapped me in poverty and look through my emails to see what I'm doing

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

Why do you change what I write and have a chip on your shoulder about me.

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

Call who you like, you change what I write on here on purpose to communicate with me and it's creepy

3 days ago

Don't count on it

Should I call Murphy right now leave me alone

3 days ago

Very doubtful

Will I have idiots leave me alone

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

When will it be enough to leave me alone

3 days ago

Don't count on it

Will I go on holiday with Michael? Leave me alone

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

It's childish.

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Why do you spam with adverts for Paul named companies.

3 days ago

Most likely

So patronising, unwelcome and creepy. Leave me alone.

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Been having this same conversation over 2 years so leave me alone

3 days ago

My sources say no

It shouldn't be this difficult to just fvk off and leave me alone

3 days ago

Yes

I don't know you, I don't like you and I don't like how you have invaded my phone

3 days ago

Outlook good

Do he still love me? Go away

3 days ago

My reply is no

Why do you spam with sciatica for

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

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