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Cancel economist fvk off

just now

Don't count on it

What's the point in living if that's all I have

just now

Yes

Why am I being control0icko dictating where I can work when they aren

just now

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Why am I being controlled by some sicko dictating where I can work when they aren't welcome in my life and purposely cause me harm

1 minute ago

It is decidedly so

Now you spam to get a job in a Tesco while stopping jobs I do want and bragging about it

2 minutes ago

Very doubtful

Spam with work at Tesco while last year spam me that you would touch me inappropriately in a supermarket because I don't go elsewhere

3 minutes ago

Without a doubt

ace that

4 minutes ago

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In survival mode in a house and place that's traumatising

4 minutes ago

Cannot predict now

I literally just exist I'm not living

5 minutes ago

My reply is no

All you do is hound me

5 minutes ago

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What's the point

6 minutes ago

Yes

Then you try to force some ant Semitic pos on me

6 minutes ago

My reply is no

All you do is spam me and makee wonder what am I bothering big motoring world

6 minutes ago

Better not tell you now

I don't know or care about this jay. I don't trust any person who has a j name and for good reason

7 minutes ago

Cannot predict now

Will jay answer me fvk off with your jay sht

7 minutes ago

Cannot predict now

I don't want to live because of the likes of you

8 minutes ago

Yes - definitely

You forced us here

9 minutes ago

Without a doubt

Fvk off with your big motoring bs you aren't ever welcome

9 minutes ago

Outlook good

Who's this car bs

9 minutes ago

Signs point to yes

It's one thing to say you aren't helping someone who didn't ask for help but it's another thing to actively stop them getting away

10 minutes ago

Outlook not so good

Why do you spam with den twist equipment

12 minutes ago

You may rely on it

Why don't you find mean who can dress themselves

13 minutes ago

It is decidedly so

Why do lots of the men turn up in nearly nothing

13 minutes ago

Cannot predict now

Why does he wear running hotpants

13 minutes ago

It is decidedly so

Or some copper

14 minutes ago

Without a doubt

Especially when it's some obese freak

14 minutes ago

As I see it, yes

Or worse women

14 minutes ago

It is decidedly so

Why do you spam with men I don't want

14 minutes ago

Yes - definitely

Now you read my emails and stop my jobs

15 minutes ago

Outlook not so good

You forced me here against me will

15 minutes ago

Better not tell you now

How do I get away from these people

16 minutes ago

Outlook good

Walking stick

17 minutes ago

My sources say no

Why do you do this to me

17 minutes ago

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Are you the neo n a z I abu ser

18 minutes ago

It is certain

Are you the neo n a z I abu ser

18 minutes ago

Most likely

Are you the neo n a z I abu ser

18 minutes ago

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Are you the neo n a z I abu ser

18 minutes ago

Yes

They are a problem to me so don't deserve any help

19 minutes ago

Yes - definitely

Fat man next door

21 minutes ago

Better not tell you now

Like the person in the room next door hound me until I do it

22 minutes ago

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Is that what they do to people

23 minutes ago

Yes - definitely

Would I be better off dead out of reach of these Norfolk Suffolk people

23 minutes ago

Outlook not so good

Why do you spam with mi6

25 minutes ago

Yes - definitely

Fvk off stopping me get a job and go fvk your own life up

25 minutes ago

Yes

Forced us here

26 minutes ago

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Spamming with peptide

27 minutes ago

As I see it, yes

Shty lab cvnt

28 minutes ago

My sources say no

Take you dentist and fvk off

28 minutes ago

Don't count on it

Leave me alone get out of my apps and fvk off I hate you

28 minutes ago

Yes - definitely

Spamming earlier to apply to move to Israel

29 minutes ago

You may rely on it

You nasty pos

29 minutes ago

Yes

Spamming with you women dating

30 minutes ago

Cannot predict now

Never leave me alone

30 minutes ago

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Now you spam with your dating

30 minutes ago

Yes

No part of me is left alone. You take aim at everything.

31 minutes ago

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You spam that I need to lose weight,

31 minutes ago

Signs point to yes

You never leave me alone

32 minutes ago

Cannot predict now

Being in a place that has traumatised me and then you continue to hound me with no way out

32 minutes ago

Very doubtful

I don't see another way and I'm tired of living like this being hounded in this place with no way out. You stop me earning money and leaving

33 minutes ago

Don't count on it

Is the only way I can be rid of you all to end it

34 minutes ago

As I see it, yes

Take your teeth professional as you change what I write every time. And fvk off. Been putting nashes in my feed since you forced us here. Fvk off

37 minutes ago

Don't count on it

How do I get away from you alive

38 minutes ago

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UK 4 9 7 what does that mean

39 minutes ago

It is decidedly so

Is it Simon who FFS get a life and stay out of mine

40 minutes ago

My reply is no

will samrat Chopra parents give answer in yes for mine and samrat marriage this month fck off twit

40 minutes ago

Signs point to yes

Been searching me since I left Telford. Putting your stuff in my accounts. If you were anyone you would have known were I was. You werent so resorted to haking

2 hours ago

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Do you see why I think you are a pos? Pharma?

2 hours ago

Don't count on it

Why is my linkedin filled with phama

2 hours ago

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How much longer am i forced here for

3 hours ago

Yes - definitely

How does haking my phone to write to me mean you need to be left alone. You are haking me FFS. Stupid. Get your sht out of my Instagram, YouTube. Fvking cookie decorating and the word image bs.

5 hours ago

Without a doubt

Does this usually work with other people?

5 hours ago

My sources say no

I've asked for you to leave me alone for years and you hak me everyday.

5 hours ago

Without a doubt

How does haking someone to tell them to leave you alone when you are haking them

5 hours ago

It is certain

What me to leave you alone when you are the one haking me.

5 hours ago

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LEAVE ME BEi fvk off changing what I write

5 hours ago

Outlook good

Go and control your own life stop meddling in mine. I don't want your bs.ive had it for years with your set up bs to repeat the same crap

5 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Who was the schmuck changing what I say to spam that I will work in fa next year. Tell them fvk off and no. They can do that bs

5 hours ago

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Will I get out of this county and away from these people this year

5 hours ago

You may rely on it

When will I be rid of you. I deserve better

6 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Since you all forced us here you spam with your British gas, jesus sht

6 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Should have known the church of jesus Christ

6 hours ago

My reply is no

Maybe stop hacking me and keep your sht to yourself.

6 hours ago

Most likely

am I clever - if you have to ask

6 hours ago

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I grew up with keeping my hands and things to myself.

6 hours ago

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You literally hak my phone and hijak it. I don't know what spamming me with things you like then accusing me of being jealous or mean is a sane argument

6 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Hideous all of it. Shtty candles, decorations. Shtty all of it.

6 hours ago

Very doubtful

Get out of my phone

6 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Never met a decent person who has a cat.

6 hours ago

My sources say no

What the actual fvk

6 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Still spamming with cats.

6 hours ago

Very doubtful

Why you think I care for mechanic videos is beyond me. So fcking mundane,just take it all. Always think you know best when you just pizza me off on purpose

6 hours ago

Very doubtful

Load crap always with you spamming me

6 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Take your bs word salad image captions. Fck off leave me alons

6 hours ago

It is certain

Take your s our dough everything is a no. Has been for two years fvk off

6 hours ago

Without a doubt

I'm not interested in anything you spam me with

6 hours ago

My sources say no

take your mechanic n urse bs shtty crafts and get lost

6 hours ago

My reply is no

does he loves me? Fck off

6 hours ago

My reply is no

Why is my Facebook location showing as poringland

8 hours ago

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I should be worried to have some sicko spamming and haking my phone that your have harmed people and tell me like you threaten me and brag when you break my things. The next step looks like you will harm me leave me alone sicko

10 hours ago

Very doubtful

Get out of my devices and stop changing my words you are dangerous

10 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Reveal yourself and turn yourself into the police. Leave me alone

10 hours ago

My reply is no

Then you changed what you wrote to should I be worried because it's something I write. You are sick. We aren't the same. You say you killed someone I never killed anyone. Leave me alone

10 hours ago

Outlook good

Why are you doing this

10 hours ago

Cannot predict now

You changed what I wrote to say you killed JP wife the other night why are you contacting me

10 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Leave me alone and stay away from me

10 hours ago

It is decidedly so

I don't like you or this. You have threatened to kill me previously and you spam with this

10 hours ago

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You spammed a similar thing about a JP a few days ago at a hospital under the same name

10 hours ago

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Why did you just change them 5 times when I tried to post for others to see what you say

10 hours ago

Outlook good

Why do you change my words to such dangerous things

10 hours ago

My sources say no

Thats a fvked up thing to remove my words and replace them with yours

10 hours ago

As I see it, yes

That's a fvked up thing to say

10 hours ago

It is certain

Did I murder Racheal the nurse at the QE2 hospital why did you change my words to this

10 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Why are you so obsessed with anyone who has met me, mentioned me name. None of my life is your business. Stop spamming that my dad doesn't know I changed my name

10 hours ago

Don't count on it

You spam with cage fighting as if I'm supposed to know which fighter you are pretending to be. They all wear the tiny outfits when they turn up where ever I am in the country.

10 hours ago

Signs point to yes

You spam me with names that mean nothing to me. Fck off.

10 hours ago

Without a doubt

You changed what I write and are obsessed with me.

10 hours ago

Outlook good

should I go see him fvk off

10 hours ago

Don't count on it

You spammed with eng agement rings everyday since 2023

10 hours ago

Outlook not so good

will andy and i get back together fvk off

10 hours ago

Better not tell you now

I bought a fish vase this year left it in the footwell of my car, you wouldn't see it unless you went in the back of my car or in the cupboard in he kitchen yet you spam me daily with fis jugs. Is a vase you are sloppy every time.

10 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Everyday you ask the same questions like they did in person. Did the same thing to my car to evening after you turned up here. You owe me multiple cars and I have spent £2000 this year repairing the damage and still thousands to still fix it. That's just this year. It's been same amount every year for the last 3/4 years.

10 hours ago

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Yet you turned up months before I even sent that email down in Kent.

10 hours ago

Outlook good

You turned up and said you have high security clearance yet know nothing about how to collect the data on a compromised device. Stood there with an empty look on your face.

10 hours ago

As I see it, yes

If someone contacts an agency that their phone has been haked. A person with a brain cell wouldn't start leaving voicemails stating you contacted us because your phone has been haked

10 hours ago

Most likely

It's never ever enough when I contacted the cyber security agency about you hacking the farmer turned up to interrogate me about who I know and not a single thing about cyber crime or how to protect against it.

10 hours ago

My reply is no

All you have ever done is look to see what I have, see how you can destroy it or what can you blame me for.

10 hours ago

Most likely

Were doing this all of last year. Spamming me with items that were in my car when I turned the ignition on fog lights that weren't installed appeared on the dash.. wouldn't turn off. Bit like when you broke the braking sensor at the back end of the car in Kent. Been replaced twice and you broke the connection fitting.

10 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Not sure why you spammed with Waitrose pizza. Been going through the rubbish that was left here before we moved to Telford and emptied this morning.

10 hours ago

Yes - definitely

I could go on but you should get the picture your corrupt pos s.talking me trying to find out what I'm doing, where I'm going who I know and what I'm looking at. None of your business fck.off.

11 hours ago

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Screen backlight has been flickering all day. The phone times out after 2 seconds despite my setting being different the same on my cameras.

11 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Always this stannahs stairlift and erasing what I write on my phone the. Replacing it with your pathetic nonsense.

11 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Certainly don't want you around and you won't fcking leave me alone corrupt creep

11 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Take your she chose an ugly man fvk off my life is none of your business. I haven't chosen anyone fvk.off with your lies and stories.

11 hours ago

Don't count on it

Take your dating bs and get stuffed you hounding me again like a s.talker

11 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Did it the past if people visited when I wasn't even living here years ago. Corrupt

11 hours ago

Yes - definitely

You are local as you appear for Surrey street

11 hours ago

Don't count on it

Big motoring world get lost

11 hours ago

My reply is no

Take your spamming and leave me the fvk alone

11 hours ago

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Spamming about dating. Fvk off.

11 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Back with you stannah lifts again

11 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Take your utilities and your bs changing my words and get lost.

11 hours ago

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Should I go on a date with nat fvk off leave me alone

11 hours ago

Don't count on it

Why have I had eon, British gas and the rest of those utilities ads since you forced us here. Fvk off

11 hours ago

My sources say no

It never happened when I was in Telford or Kent only in Norfolk are you able to erase my words and replace them with yours

13 hours ago

Don't count on it

I have a video of you changing what I write before as evidence that I'm not making it up

13 hours ago

My sources say no

Why do these people change what I write on here

13 hours ago

Most likely

Why do these people change what I write on here

13 hours ago

Very doubtful

Why do these people change what I write on here

13 hours ago

Ask again later

Why do these people change what I write on here

13 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Is the house clean enough if they onesie people need to check our house as well

13 hours ago

Without a doubt

Is the house clean enough if they onesie people need to check our house as well

13 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Is the house clean enough if they onesie people need to check our house as well

13 hours ago

My reply is no

Is the house clean enough if they onesie people need to check our house as well

13 hours ago

You may rely on it

Is the house clean enough if they onesie people need to check our house as well

13 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Is the house clean enough if they onesie people need to check our house as well

13 hours ago

Outlook good

Is the house clean enough if they onesie people need to check our house as well

13 hours ago

Don't count on it

Is the house clean enough if they onesie people need to check our house as well

13 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

G will I have success?

13 hours ago

Don't count on it

You spam with AJ ads. Why

14 hours ago

It is decidedly so

What's this AJ thing about you have done it for years and yet it doesn't mean anything to me.

14 hours ago

Yes - definitely

I don't know who you are but you never ever say anything of value

14 hours ago

It is certain

Why do you change what I write

14 hours ago

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Did the same stuff last year when we moved here

14 hours ago

Yes - definitely

What is going on with the van going both side of the house then your fake number to tap my phone

14 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Change my words to your crap

14 hours ago

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Will the white men want to move FFS you a racist pos

14 hours ago

It is decidedly so

G will I have the success?

17 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Why are they so desperate to communicate with me.

24 hours ago

You may rely on it

How much longer until they are out of my life

24 hours ago

Very doubtful

How much longer until they are out of my life

24 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

How much longer until they are out of my life

24 hours ago

My sources say no

How much longer until they are out of my life

24 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

How much longer until they are out of my life

24 hours ago

Better not tell you now

How much longer until they are out of my life

24 hours ago

Don't count on it

Why did you put that repulsive obese photo or videos of men. I need to go to sleep and don't ever want to see a morbidly obese man exercising.its disgusting.

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Why did you put that repulsive obese photo or videos of men

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Will he text me. If you are as annoying to 'him' as you are to me. He's probably blocked you. I know I would

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Pretending to be a women again now I deleted you sht

1 day ago

Yes

You also spammed they moved to South America, started that story when this Gaby character turned up and started changing what I write.

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

You did the same last year. All of last year. I'm sure the UN has a team looking I to that sort oft Hong so carry on, I will report your alleged n a z I family

1 day ago

Don't count on it

You started to this again over the last week but all anyone else sees if me reacting to it on here

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Repeatedly spamming me when I said my grandmothers family were in a camp in Bavaria and some died there

1 day ago

Very doubtful

You changed it from me calling out all of last year you kept spamming me your grandparents were n a z. I

1 day ago

Very doubtful

am I going to live to see my sixtieth birthday ffs playing your I have a certificate card again

1 day ago

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Fyi If I do get the impression that's the case I will report you to the UK. I have zero tolerance for anti west, anti UK. If you are a traitor, I will tell others.

1 day ago

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I don't get it myself because I don't want to know anyone or deal with them and their life problems.

1 day ago

Very doubtful

It screams they can't know I asked but I need the information.

1 day ago

My reply is no

Are you on the books for the Russians or irgc, because why would you need to know about people but are too lazy to ask them yourself

1 day ago

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To be honest a lot of people could say they know me, including those tonight. I don't know them though do I yet you would ask me about them. That's how you operate. Ask the person who doesn't know and ignore those who you have met. Why not ask them.

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Can't even take my dog around the block without a stream of cars parking up, pulling off or just driving around two or three times.

1 day ago

It is certain

This obsession finding out who knows me to have cars driving around while I walk my dog. It's a bit said driving around and around s.talking me online in person.

1 day ago

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Not sure who would do the same thing every day to me and expect a different response. It's been 3 years of doing the same thing yet here we are. You still won't fvk off

1 day ago

Most likely

Still don't know why you repeatedly spam me with dating older women. It makes you look sad and it's disgusting to me.

1 day ago

Most likely

So how much more of my life are you going to waste because you can't find out about people I don't know and don't want to speak to you.

1 day ago

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My grandad used to say act your age, not your shoe size.

1 day ago

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