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They will sanction me and give me even less money because you are stopping my jobs and removing the confirmation emails so it looks like I haven't even tried you sick pos

just now

Better not tell you now

What will your sympathy calling card be this time, stubbed your toe as your COVID has recovered in the last 5 minutes

2 minutes ago

My sources say no

Because I can't afford wood or heating. I can't afford to heat and to eat

3 minutes ago

Better not tell you now

So come on, how much longer am I going to be forced to survive in po erty, burning my clothes to keep warm this winter

3 minutes ago

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Even when I explain the s c u m like you stop me they say it's not enough and I should just get a job

4 minutes ago

Most likely

They think they should be able to view the file or they will sanction me for not getting a job

5 minutes ago

As I see it, yes

They believe they should have access to live cases

5 minutes ago

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Because the simpleton doesn't believe s c u m like you stops me

6 minutes ago

Concentrate and ask again

I have to go and explain myself as to why I can't get a job

7 minutes ago

Yes - definitely

How much longer

7 minutes ago

My sources say no

Forced me here against my will and trap me by stopping my job to have to suffer your bs everyday

1 hour ago

Signs point to yes

Is that the best you can do, covid

1 hour ago

Very doubtful

Do i have covid

3 hours ago

My sources say no

And your temu trap

3 hours ago

Better not tell you now

With your sciatica bs

3 hours ago

Most likely

How much longer until you fvk off out of my phone forever

3 hours ago

Cannot predict now

And Halloween decorations. Fvk off

3 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Spamming with your sht Xmas

3 hours ago

As I see it, yes

am I in love with him I don't care. You are nothing to me but a ant that needs extermination from my life

3 hours ago

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Why you needed to do that I don't know. I don't want you

3 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Like last year spamming me on my birthday with some other women's likes. Well done you piece of sht

3 hours ago

Better not tell you now

None of you will ever have a place in my life. Never have and never will, I'm a job that you are failing at.

3 hours ago

My reply is no

You arent smart enough to do this job, you spammed with blue for days because you cling onto something to prove you know me. You don't know me.

3 hours ago

Yes

Spamming a retired athlete how to get in shape you dumb fvking idiot

3 hours ago

You may rely on it

Take your sht TV and spamming me how to get in shape. The only weight I need to lose is you

3 hours ago

Yes

Breaking my car with trackers, stopping my jobs, hara ssing me daily

3 hours ago

Don't count on it

When you fvk up you look to deflect from you own incompetence always instead of fixing what you break like chipping my Winnie the pooh mug

3 hours ago

Without a doubt

Like you did last year

3 hours ago

Ask again later

Next you will bring out your fake middle east looking men to try and make me thinks it's Israel because you fcked up

3 hours ago

Yes - definitely

If you hate your life that's on you but to make me suffer you and stop me getting away from you that's unforgivable

3 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Except you constantly look for any excuse to spam with your sht and extend me having to put up with your vapid nonsense

3 hours ago

My reply is no

If you spent more time doing your job and less window shopping I would be rid of you

3 hours ago

Very doubtful

If you spent more time doing wh

3 hours ago

You may rely on it

You forced me here yet still turn up. You could have come here without me because I don't want you wherever I am in the country

3 hours ago

Don't count on it

When you turn up everything dies

3 hours ago

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Does it compute why I hate you yet

3 hours ago

Without a doubt

Spamming with your shopping all day everyday while stopping my job. Spamming with homes for sale hile making me homeless and stopping me get a jobi

3 hours ago

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Spamming with your shopping all day everyday while stopping my job. Spamming with homes for sale wi

3 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Maybe you have nothing going on in your life but it's no excuse to be a burden in mine

3 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

I dont like the sht you bring to my feed for over two years. No value. Just vapid bs shopping.

3 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

I don't like any of the sht you have offered for over two years. You bring no Vue to

3 hours ago

Yes

Tell thos liberty person to fvk off, I

3 hours ago

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Tell thos lo erty person to fvk off, I'm not buying the sht they are selling they were in Kent. Fvk off

3 hours ago

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You need to be trapped and stalked for years then surrounded by local s c um to understand what you Dish out to others

3 hours ago

Outlook good

How much longer are you going to trap me here

3 hours ago

Without a doubt

Begging me to stop while still hacking my phone

3 hours ago

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Trap me here and stop me earn money. Fvk you

3 hours ago

My sources say no

Forced us here when we never wanted to return

3 hours ago

It is decidedly so

I wouldn't need to come on here if you didn't hack and s.talk me. Sick creep

3 hours ago

Outlook good

You forced me here so quit begging me to stop while stopping me leave

3 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Take your shtty workmen with you. Spamming they can make things, all they make is me distressed.

3 hours ago

Very doubtful

Just fvk off

3 hours ago

It is certain

Back with your shtty temu ads with the lilac mini skirt

3 hours ago

Outlook good

Erasing my words yet again while getting ugly men to try and follow me on Instagram

3 hours ago

Don't count on it

You weren't welcome last year at any point and aren't welcome this year fvk off

3 hours ago

Most likely

Take your octopus ads and get out

3 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Why beg me to live yesterday to jail me today

4 hours ago

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Spam I'm going to jail today. I don't care. At least I will be away from that science freak

4 hours ago

Without a doubt

I have to put up with it the protect tbw UK economy while you carry on

4 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Yet forget all that I'm the bad guy always

4 hours ago

Cannot predict now

I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be jealous, you aren't a catch but will likely catch something from you

4 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Telford, Norwich, London (twice), Kent.

4 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

You spam you fvk the women who's the meanest to me

4 hours ago

Yes

Then you spam you

4 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Every time people go in, spammed with clothing, hair styles or look a likes

4 hours ago

It is decidedly so

You spammed me with anything that is linked to a person in companies that have sht on me

4 hours ago

Yes

Why beg me to stop then come back 5 minutes later to carry on with your temu spamming

4 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Too busy trying to come after me instead of looking at s c u m like you

4 hours ago

Without a doubt

The police do nothing they are complicit. Too busy asking how I know about MI5 since you forced me here

4 hours ago

It is decidedly so

It's torture having to tolerate your hacking everyday for years while nothing is done about it

4 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Erasing my words to will it be what you want to hear. Fvking off you are the problem.

4 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

You forced us here. Change my words constantly and beg me to talk to you.eave me alone

4 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Take your hamburg bs too

4 hours ago

It is certain

No one like a fvking nerd

4 hours ago

Ask again later

Take your fisher science nerd and fvk ofr

4 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Getting away from s c u m like you would be worthy any money

4 hours ago

Without a doubt

If I had money I was have gotten away from you last year with mum instead of being forced here against our will. We would have gone anywhere that would come down on you like a ton of bricks

4 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Even when I have nothing you still try to see what you can take from me and spam with this fvked up obsession I'm secretly wealthy.

4 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Needing to burn my old clothes on the fire to keep warm. But it's still too much and you stop my jobs

4 hours ago

My sources say no

Same sht different year s c u m b a g.

4 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Can't afford to wash, wear clean clothes and hoover. Stopped my jobs

4 hours ago

Yes

Erasing my jobs so I'm trapped with s c u m like you and can't afford to live properly. Can't afford to cleaned everyday

4 hours ago

Outlook not so good

What makes you think you can stop.when you waited for me to wake up to spam morning and erase my words on here sicko

4 hours ago

Without a doubt

Fyi Asian women do get fat, when they become women.

4 hours ago

As I see it, yes

That's along with not liking a women with a women's figure sounds like a pedo

4 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Axillary fat that develops during p u b e r t y.

4 hours ago

Don't count on it

lets talk please and i will stop. Hahaha fvk off. You are past stopping. You never needed to start predator did you

4 hours ago

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You spammed that you didn't like when women get a shape and they are past their best once they have fat around their armpits

4 hours ago

Without a doubt

That's the vibe you give off, hacking my phone for years, won't leave me alone and giving stupid excuses why I'm not good enough for some fvking creep

4 hours ago

It is decidedly so

You always created a false narrative why you wouldn't date me, you would probably strangle me then try and marry my dead body

4 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Why were you moaning in my phone in Telford that all English women get fat as they age while Asian don't

4 hours ago

You may rely on it

Maybe I should go to the press and crash the UK economy. Get away from you.

4 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Is that why you watch videos of Chinese women eating all the time.

4 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Spamming me with temu all the time. No one likes the chinese

4 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Are you a Chinese spy.

4 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Why beg me to not give up when s c u m like you won't leave me alone. That's the problem with the UK. Never focus on the perpetrators just look at blaming the victim

5 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Allowed s c u m like you to continue hacking my phone

5 hours ago

Don't count on it

Allowed a c u m like you to continue hacking my phone

5 hours ago

Very doubtful

Am I off to jail today I don't care if you live in a sewer. Leave me alone

5 hours ago

Most likely

Failed me repeatedly.

5 hours ago

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You all lost that right in Kent.

5 hours ago

Don't count on it

They think I say too much but I don't care who knows what.

5 hours ago

Very doubtful

That's the thing your not trained and say too much. Your ego gets in the way

5 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

You claim to know what people have planned for me. So tell me then

5 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Why was he begging me to don't give up and live yesterday when I have to suffer you

5 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Stopping me get away from sickos like you

5 hours ago

Outlook good

Why do you delete my emails and stop my job you fcking weasel

5 hours ago

You may rely on it

Then you call for backup

5 hours ago

My sources say no

Have you heard of a term called reactive abuse, spamming me, erasing my words using personal triggers to get me to come on here

5 hours ago

Signs point to yes

So sad.

5 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Has Jordan read my messages? Always begging others to talk to you as well as haking me for a conversation

5 hours ago

Outlook good

Nothing in this world would please me more than being somewhere you can't get to me

5 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Spamming me you are my friend and never leaving me. I would sell you out to anyone to get away from you.

5 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Take your latex dresses fcking weirdo

5 hours ago

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HARTLEYS JAM get a life erasing my words freak

5 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Even when you shave your face still looks mouldy.

5 hours ago

My reply is no

You don't deserve my time or attention, that's not because I think so highly of myself but because you make me feel sick every time you turn up.

5 hours ago

My reply is no

So you carry on stopping my jobs, make me freeze this winter while spamming with your out of touch bs you can't even afford yourself. My mum told me to look at the crap because you spammed me you don't like gold diggers so I became one every time you turned up.

5 hours ago

Yes

I guess you have to be morally repugnant to do what you do to me. Sick pos

5 hours ago

You may rely on it

That's the problem with these egotistical abuser types, the smallest amount of power or control where ever you are in the country turns you into a psychotic creep drunk of your own power and use it to destroy my life. Also creepy men. Ones that look off

5 hours ago

Without a doubt

Then again so is recording your HR calls when you have done something wrong to use their reaction against them.

5 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Even his solicitors believed his was mentally unwell

5 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Why he thinks his opinion on anything matters when he's a dead beat woman beater is beyond me but I heard abusers are fragile when their ego is involved. I don't want to be like them.

5 hours ago

Yes - definitely

My bio dad called me a disappointment to my face, I'm not a coward who has to s.talk someone on every website they visit for attention and try to invade their life

5 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Now I'm stuck with some sick pos who clings onto me like a life raft and won't leave me alone for years thinking that repeating the same offence again and again means it's acceptable

5 hours ago

Without a doubt

Then she had kids with him and he revealed his true colours and it was too late. She was stuck with that pos

5 hours ago

You may rely on it

He's a curse upon my life, my mum wished she never met him. I asked her why she dated him and she said didn't know she felt sorry for him as he was nervous and drunk

5 hours ago

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I hope I'm nothing like my bio dad.

5 hours ago

Most likely

Manipulative predator

5 hours ago

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He faked he was dying also, played the old man card. For someone who you hated, you are just like him.

5 hours ago

Very doubtful

You are just like you father

5 hours ago

Better not tell you now

will we ever be slim? No you will always be how you are. Nasty troll haking and s.talking me

5 hours ago

Very doubtful

Still following me around the Internet, acronym search to try and communicate with me. Fvk off. using the a

5 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

That's why they said you are a predator. Sick pos who won't leave me alone

5 hours ago

Very doubtful

I'm going to be single for life. Who needs a man when men like you exist.

5 hours ago

It is decidedly so

You are like Meghan markles dad, spamming with over 65 then spamming with images of mini skirts, latex and girls in bikinis

5 hours ago

Outlook good

Good luck explaining that one

5 hours ago

Don't count on it

Your ads appeared on velonetic systems

5 hours ago

Yes

Spamming with your temu trash.

5 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Ran off like a coward haven't you.

5 hours ago

Outlook not so good

You owe me everything you own. You stop my jobs you don't deserve anything you have earned while stopping me earn money.

5 hours ago

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You are a disgusting creep and I hate you. Fvk off stopping my jobs. Take your shtty jewelry and get out.

5 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Imagine being so desperate that you spam a stranger just for someone to talk to. Imagine being that creep, ow you don't have to imagine

5 hours ago

Signs point to yes

S talk me at 4 am. Desperate

5 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Will Matt be angry with our decisions? Get lost

5 hours ago

Outlook good

Either way fvk off, I don't have the want to deal with you. Fvk off

5 hours ago

Yes - definitely

yn gavin yn ffidlwr anifeiliaid fferm fud w t f is this keyboard bs

5 hours ago

You may rely on it

Also why did you give out non public police information and get some of your friend while having your late night meetings at the turn in between the bridge and the round about

6 hours ago

Without a doubt

Is it a Telford thing? Luckily I filtered the water while I was there.

6 hours ago

Very doubtful

Go talk to your friend about why she tries to rub herself up against strangers in public shops

6 hours ago

You may rely on it

Gunners football and j d williams clothing

6 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Why are you spamming with my feed with green lambos

6 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Who the heck is Ben? I don’t know any Ben.

11 hours ago

Better not tell you now

G will I have more northeast?

11 hours ago

You may rely on it

G will I have more northeast?

11 hours ago

Better not tell you now

It’s Ben

11 hours ago

It is decidedly so

You wish. In your dreams, G.

18 hours ago

Signs point to yes

G will I have success?

23 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Spamming with third tier bs and is like putting lipstick on a pig and calling it a supermodel

23 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Only an ego centric maniac thinks so highly of themselves and believes I would need their help while they actively stop me. Trust me, from the ads you spam me with you aren't any help

23 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Then you spam you aren't going to help me. I don't k ow you and I do t need your help. I need you gone

23 hours ago

As I see it, yes

All while the last two years spamming with insurance companies and stopping almost any job I apply for. Which I give you a hint, are the ones I actually want.

23 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Stopping my emails, my jobs and then spamming me that I'm going to be homeless and it's my fault. You have some fvking nerve

23 hours ago

Better not tell you now

You think trapping me in poverty then me getting sick from it is my own fault and nothing to do with you stopping my ability to improve my living standards

23 hours ago

Yes

will i have much longer to wait to retire. I don't care you selfish horrible troll. Stopping me earn money while winging about your job.

23 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Like rats in a sack. She didn't do this or he did that. I was still subject to it. Dumb dumb

23 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Read about liabilities, historic and other wise, if you take on someone else's issue you also take on their risk.

23 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Only an idiot doesn't understand that

23 hours ago

Very doubtful

Doesn't matter if you started it, you carried it on

23 hours ago

Outlook good

TS? W t f does this mean

23 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Trying to sidestep responsibility for your own actions you are a network

23 hours ago

Ask again later

Why would you repeat something if you didn't know it existed

23 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Never owned any I'm not into any of your bs. You all play the same game yet try to blame eachother

23 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Get lost with your doc marten shoes

23 hours ago

Very doubtful

who hurt jean not emma w t f is this

23 hours ago

Yes - definitely

This h ad person is horrible

24 hours ago

My reply is no

What's this all clear insurance ads all the time now corgi and Hammond's

24 hours ago

You may rely on it

Why you think it's appropriate, you need a check up from the neck up

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Take your growing prostate and insurance ads and fvk off. For two years you have done this bs stopping me again and again

1 day ago

My sources say no

You aren't the one being pressured every week and having to explain yourself over something someone else is doing. Leave me alone, stop trapping me in poverty

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Why are you stopping my confirmation emails

1 day ago

Outlook good

Not a single person in investing says we are just as smart as insurance yet the same can't be said the other way around.

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Spamming me with prostate is sick. Fvk off with your reproductive organ spamming its sick

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Take your insurance ads and fvk off you are only doing it because of the comments made about Europe. Fvk off. It's clear you see what side you are on and it's getting people off what they have done since you forced me here

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Uh-uh, ok.

1 day ago

It is certain

Is Rob my soulmate?

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Is Rob my soulmate?

1 day ago

Most likely

Will I get take on a new role with the bank?

1 day ago

You may rely on it

What fakery are you cooking up against me this week

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

period mmmmmmmmmmmmm wow so mature.

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Where I go and what job I have is none of your business. So quit hacking my phone and accounts and leave me alone with your false allegations

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Yesterday you were spamming me you will pay for my bail money. For what? Responding on here to your haking, hurt your feelings. I haven't done anything wrong but you try different angles all the time weekly

1 day ago

Most likely

Is this why from the moment we returned you kept spamming me that I was away from training for two years and spamming me with spy film. W t f. I watch synagogue so you spam with mossad. Get a grip. It's so cringe.

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Not sure you used a film I watched yesterday to try and spam accusations I'm a double agent. Not even a single agent

1 day ago

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I see you have been erasing my words on here and use the acronym search aswell. Any website I visit you use. Spamming with things personal or when I visit putting b I t c h

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Is he only letting me leave once his house is built

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

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