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I want to be around my own people and not still putting up with Christian goyim

3 hours ago

My reply is no

You people give me cabin fever

3 hours ago

Outlook good

Will I get out of here soon and away from these people

3 hours ago

Outlook good

Who's the schmuck who supports the gunners football

4 hours ago

You may rely on it

Did he actually cheat on me

5 hours ago

It is certain

Did he actually cheat on me

5 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

G will I have success?

7 hours ago

My sources say no

G will I be good?

7 hours ago

As I see it, yes

G will I be good?

7 hours ago

Ask again later

G will I have success?

7 hours ago

My reply is no

G will I have children with someone other than Kongka?

7 hours ago

Outlook not so good

G will I have children with someone other than Kongka?

7 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

G will I have children with someone other than Kongka?

7 hours ago

Cannot predict now

G will I have children with someone other than Kongka?

7 hours ago

Better not tell you now

G do I already know my future wife?

9 hours ago

It is decidedly so

G will I get married?

9 hours ago

It is certain

G will I stay with Kongka?

9 hours ago

Cannot predict now

G will I stay with Kongka?

9 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

G will I have another girlfriend?

9 hours ago

My sources say no

Will I be rid of this Simon sinek looking creep with their water bs

20 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Should I buy a revcomps ticket?

22 hours ago

Without a doubt

Will this nightmare be over soon so I can live again

24 hours ago

You may rely on it

You forget when you rummage about my devices it brings your algorithm with it

1 day ago

Very doubtful

I don't need to investigate anyone as I don't care enough.

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Why do I have bark quote ads for private investors

1 day ago

My sources say no

Was it natalinia this whole time ?

1 day ago

Outlook good

Also don't need to know about your sausage dog either no offence

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Go spam someone else about rich men, I'm not a gold digger

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Why do they put their likes in my devices and expect me to like it when I dont

1 day ago

Ask again later

G will I be good?

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Should I get a haircut

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Will she

2 days ago

Yes

Does she like someone else

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Does she

2 days ago

It is certain

Will she be in my life

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

Why are you begging for a nickname. They only get them if they are the best or absolutely awful.

2 days ago

Yes

Why do you change what I write

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Why were you in London over the weekend

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

G could Meni be interested in me?

2 days ago

Outlook good

And yes, I am not pregnant. I went to the gynecologist to treat an insistent yeast infection.

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

I had my glucose tolerance test today, and until the results come in, I’m afraid my gynecologist will find out a prediabetes. Fingers crossed it will be normal.

2 days ago

My sources say no

He knew I liked him from the second I saw him so quit your sh*t and leave me alone

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

You are aware I like a guy and have done for two years

2 days ago

Without a doubt

I hope that answers your silly little question

2 days ago

Yes

I would rather kill myself than being anywhere near you

2 days ago

My reply is no

G will I be with Meni?

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Do they understand I would rather rotten in bed as their existence in my life is worse than death

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Will they leave soon so I can live again

2 days ago

Don't count on it

You wonder why I last out when I'm surrounded by people I hate

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

I have been asking for them to leave for well over a year

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Will I be rid of this boconept creep

2 days ago

Most likely

Will he do well

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Will he do well

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Will he do well

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Do i have spinal stenosis

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Do i have spinal stenosis

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Will I get the job

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

Do i have spinal.stenosis

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

Do i have spinal.stenosis

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

They only care when its about them, my guy friend cares when it's about me

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

They only care when its about them, my guy friend cares when it

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Drugs and people in the same sentence? It will get wrong.

3 days ago

Outlook good

This is so wrong in all ways…

3 days ago

Don't count on it

Shall i try and beat connor and get two more bags...last ones ever

3 days ago

My sources say no

Shall i try and beat connor and get two more bags...last ones ever

3 days ago

My sources say no

Shall i try and beat connor and get two more bags...last ones ever

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

Shall i try and beat connor and get two more bags...last ones ever

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Shall i try and beat connor and get two more bags...last ones ever

3 days ago

Ask again later

Shall i get my final ever bag now instead of a tyre tomorrow

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Shall i risk it all and get my last ever bag on the boys lives?

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

3 days ago

Most likely

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

3 days ago

Most likely

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

Do I turn mark on

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

Do I turn mark on

3 days ago

Most likely

Should I do.the 10k on Sunday

3 days ago

Very doubtful

WOukd she

3 days ago

It is certain

WOukd she

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

WOukd she

3 days ago

My sources say no

Today will be a nice Sunday.

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

G will I have success?

3 days ago

Very doubtful

Will b come help me?

3 days ago

Without a doubt

I will make it. I WILL MAKE IT!!! I need to get back to myself.

4 days ago

As I see it, yes

Today will be a good one

4 days ago

Don't count on it

Will B come help us?

4 days ago

It is decidedly so

G will I have success?

4 days ago

Don't count on it

Aurora - Runaway.

5 days ago

Without a doubt

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

5 days ago

It is decidedly so

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

5 days ago

Don't count on it

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

5 days ago

My sources say no

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

5 days ago

You may rely on it

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

5 days ago

Very doubtful

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

5 days ago

Don't count on it

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

5 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Shall i really risk it all and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

5 days ago

Yes

Shall i really risk it all and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

5 days ago

Cannot predict now

Shall i really risk it all and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

5 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i really risk it all and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

5 days ago

Cannot predict now

Aurora - runaway

5 days ago

Ask again later

And all this time, I have been lyin' Oh, lyin' in secret to myself I've been putting sorrow on the farthest place on my shelf La-di-da

5 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

I was painting a picture The picture was a painting of you And for a moment I thought you were here But then again, it wasn't true, gone

5 days ago

Better not tell you now

Now take me home Take me home where I belong I got no other place to go Now take me home Take me home where I belong I can't take it anymore

5 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Shall i take the ultimate risk and really get my final 2 ever bags from the albanians tonight?

5 days ago

Yes - definitely

Shall i take the ultimate risk and really get my final 2 ever bags from the albanians tonight?

5 days ago

My sources say no

Shall i take the ultimate risk and really get my final 2 ever bags from the albanians tonight?

5 days ago

Outlook good

Shall i take the ultimate risk and really get my final 2 ever bags from the albanians tonight?

5 days ago

Ask again later

Ok, got it.

5 days ago

Very doubtful

sorry to anyne not doing any of the bs

5 days ago

Yes - definitely

will i go in their thick skulls im not staying here and will leave if its the last thing i do

5 days ago

You may rely on it

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